What you WON'T read in OoP

[thebasketfairy]

No: HPFGUIDX 61067

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "M.Clifford" 
<valkyrievixen at y...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "arrowsmithbt" 
> <arrowsmithbt at b... wrote:
>  1. From Hagrid : " Now Harry, I'm supposed to tell you this 
> secret....."
>  2. "Fawkes! Stop flicking your ash on the carpet!"
>  3. At the Dementors : "Now give auntie a nice big kiss!"
>  4. Snape : "Well done, Neville! 50 points to Gryffindor!"
>  5. Madame Malkin : "This year the mini is 'in'!".
>  6. Colin Creevely, pointing his camera : "Keep moving, please!"
>  7. Ollivander : " For the budget minded we have the PVC model with 
> simulated grain."
>  8. " Neville! Can't you control Trevor? There's toadstools all 
over 
> the place!"
>  9.  Ron : " That won't work, Harry. According to the Theory of 
> Indeterminancy...."
>  10. Dumbledore : " Harry, what I have to tell you 
> is...Arrrgggghhhh!" Body hits floor. 
>  
>  Hi good way to pass a day or two Kneas!
> 
> I add 
> 11. Ron: "I read in "Hogwarts' a History.........."
> 12. Hermione: "Well it hardly matters if we miss just one lesson.."
> 13. Snape: "Thankyou." to any Gryffindor you please
> 14. Moody: "I was just taking a little relaxation break."
> 15. Arthur Weasley: "Its just some *ordinary* muggle thing."
> 16. MacGonagall to Moody: "Really, relaxation well that was just 
the 
> thing on my own mind today."
> 
> This is getting ridiculously hilarious, waiting for the time to go 
by.  

I have some to add:

17. Draco asks Harry to sit with him at the Great Hall for kidney and 
beef pie.
18. Crabbe and Goyle refuses dinner in order to study.
19. The Fat Lady goes on a diet.
20. Peeves asks Moaning Myrtle for her hand in marriage.

Kathleen G.