What you WONT read in OoP

[joanna barra]

No: HPFGUIDX 61120



  1. From Hagrid : " Now Harry, I'm supposed to tell you this
secret....."
  2. "Fawkes! Stop flicking your ash on the carpet!"
  3. At the Dementors : "Now give auntie a nice big kiss!"
4. Snape : "Well done, Neville! 50 points to Gryffindor!"
  5. Madame Malkin : "This year the mini is 'in'!".
  6. Colin Creevely, pointing his camera : "Keep moving, please!"
  7. Ollivander : " For the budget minded we have the PVC model with
simulated grain."
  8. " Neville! Can't you control Trevor? There's toadstools all
over the place!"
  9.  Ron : " That won't work, Harry. According to the Theory of 
Indeterminancy...."
  10. Dumbledore : " Harry, what I have to tell you is...Arrrgggghhhh!" Body 
hits floor.
11. Ron: "I read in "Hogwarts' a History.........."
12. Hermione: "Well it hardly matters if we miss just one lesson.."
13. Snape: "Thankyou." to any Gryffindor you please
14. Moody: "I was just taking a little relaxation break."
15. Arthur Weasley: "Its just some *ordinary* muggle thing."
16. MacGonagall to Moody: "Really, relaxation well that was just the
17: Neville: "Harry, why do you always forget your passwords?"
18: Hermione: "Maybe he apparated into Hogwarts?"
19: Petunia: "Do you want to invite your friends to spend the summer
with us, Harry?"
............
My turn to add plenty

20-'Harry'-"Draco...Will you please be my friend?".
21-Draco"Ron can I borrow a Galleon from you?-".
22-Everyone "Oh Ron your school uniform is so nice"
23-Harry "Dobby, I just love what you have done, with your odd socks..The 
glitter really makes them stand out more."
24-Snape "Harry I am your father-".
25-Dudley "Harry, do you want my roast dinner? while I have your cheese and 
dry bread?"
26-Uncle Vernon-"We are taking Harry out Dudley, to buy him some new 
clothes."
27-Lucius-"I feel I must appologise Arthur, my bahaviour to you over the 
years has been unforgivable...Please forgive me."
28-McGonagall "Harry has been injured, so he will not be playing in the 
quidditch tornament this year...Gryffindors new seeker will be.....Neville 
Longbottom."

Can I just say that 7 is really funny, but also sad, because I could imagine 
all the Weasley cuing up to buy a PVC made wand....


thats all I could come up with


joanna

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