[HPforGrownups] Re: What you WON'T read in OoP

[arboyko at shaw.ca]

No: HPFGUIDX 61162

> > 125. "I've had it trying to be Lord Voldemort.  I'm going to 
> work 
> for 
> > someone truly evil: Martha Stewart!"
> > 126. "Uncle Vernon - did you know that if you go all the way to 
> the 
> > back of the cupboard under the stairs, there's no wall and it 
> turns 
> > into a winter wonderland?"
> > 127. "Harry, I thought I was through having crushes on teachers 
> afterLockhart but I'm finding myself more and more attracted to 
> Professor Snape."
> > 128. "I've had it with you picking on me and my toad, Professor 
> Snape! I'm getting Buffy the Vampire Slayer to kick your ass!">
> 
> and
> 
> 129. "Ron, you're my best friend and all, but I think I want to 
> dye my 
> hair blond because I really want to be more like Draco."
> 130. "Class, from this day on, don't call me Professor 
> MacGonagall.  
> Call me Minnie!"
> 131. "Harry, I'm so glad you're my cousin.  Will you teach me some 
> magic?"

132. Ron:  "Aw, who's the nice puddy tat? Look at how Mrs. Norris loves it when I scratch behind her ears. She's purring so loud!"