Things you WON'T hear in OoP

[jdr0918]

No: HPFGUIDX 61192

The Sergeant Majorette says:
188. Dudley: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
189. Dumbledore: "You again, Potter? Get a job."
190. Draco: "Can't we all just get along?"
191. McGonagall: "Hey, Severus! C'mere, boy, let me bite your neck!"
192. Hermione: "Let's ditch Transfiguration and go sniff glue."
193. Arthur: "Screw SCSI, you've got USB on board...so hack the 
registry, what are you, some kind of MAC wuss?"
194. Snape: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
--JDR