[HPforGrownups] Ready?

[Karin]

No: HPFGUIDX 61238

Thanks for the advise.
Weep, weep, i have such a busy weekend : i gues i'll continue reading at my
son's birthday party en continue reading while cooking the meal for my 12
guests, i wont sleep until i've finished the book and then i feel bad for
having read it so quickly and i"ll start all over again.

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	Van:	arrowsmithbt [SMTP:arrowsmithbt at btconnect.com]
	Verzonden:	vrijdag 20 juni 2003 10:58
	Aan:	HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com
	Onderwerp:	[HPforGrownups] Ready?

	Only a few hours now before the event.
	Are you prepared?
	Remember that there may be obstacles in your way, such as a crowd of
snotty 
	adolescents who don't realise that a true fan is being kept waiting,
or a store 
	assistant who functions at the speed of a rheumatic sloth. So:-
	
	1. Borrow a Smeltings stick
	2. Hone the welts on your steel capped boots
	3. Exercise your elbows - they may be needed for some plucky work.
	4. Carry a copy of "Quidditch through the Ages"
	5. If the crowd is large ( i.e. more than three ), hold up the book
and shout " JKR is 
	signing copies in the 'Sports and Pastimes' section!"
	6. Approach the counter.
	7. Announce in a loud clear voice "A copy of the masterpiece, my
good man. And be 
	quick about it, if you don't want a damned good thrashing."
	8. Exchange coin of the realm for book.
	9. Start reading.
	10. If you are requested to move away from the counter, respond by
stating that you 
	are looking for printing errors and have no intention of moving
until you have  
	checked every word.
	11. Bliss!
	
	
	Kneasy 
	Who wishes an uninterrupted weekend to all
	
	
	
	
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