What you WON'T read in OoP

[medeacallous]

No: HPFGUIDX 61262

> 125. "I've had it trying to be Lord Voldemort. I'm going to work 
for 
> someone truly evil: Martha Stewart!"
> 126. "Uncle Vernon - did you know that if you go all the way to 
the 
> back of the cupboard under the stairs, there's no wall and it 
turns 
> into a winter wonderland?"
> 127. "Harry, I thought I was through having crushes on teachers 
afterLockhart but I'm finding myself more and more attracted to 
Professor Snape."
> 128. "I've had it with you picking on me and my toad, Professor 
Snape! I'm getting Buffy the Vampire Slayer to kick your ass!">

and

129. "Ron, you're my best friend and all, but I think I want to dye 
my 
hair blond because I really want to be more like Draco."
130. "Class, from this day on, don't call me Professor MacGonagall. 
Call me Minnie!"
131. "Harry, I'm so glad you're my cousin. Will you teach me some 
magic?"


OK, I'm going to jump in - hope this isn't too rude for anyone (I 
thought I saw the 'F' word somewhere, so I guess it is)...


132.  Hagrid:  "Harry, have yeh ever made a warm, wet spot in the 
middle of the night that ye couldn' explain?"
Harry:  "Er, yes..."
Hagrid:  "Yer a Whizzer, Harry!"