[HPforGrownups] Re: Top 100 GUARANTEED in OOP

Fri Jun 20 15:14:45 UTC 2003

No: HPFGUIDX 61272

> Citeren "M.Clifford" <valkyrievixen at yahoo.com>:
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> > 1. Ron will snarl<BR>
> > 2. Hermione will moan.<BR>
> > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.<BR>
> > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.<BR>
> > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.<BR>
> > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.<BR>
> > 7. Draco will sneer.<BR>
> > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."<BR>
> > 9. Ginny will blush.<BR>
> > 10. Percy will bluster.<BR>
> > 11. Snape will snap.<BR>
> > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.<BR>
> > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.<BR>
> > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks,and Hagrid will
<BR>
> > become obsessed with another ferocious monster.<BR>
> > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.<BR>
> > 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor<BR>
> > 17. Neville will forget something.<BR>
> > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion,in Potions.<BR>
> > 19. Draco will taunt
Harry.
> > .<BR>
> > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.<BR>
> > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.<BR>
> > 22. Hermione will quote a book.<BR>
> > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.<BR>
> > 24. Ron will whine.<BR>
> > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the book is named
> > <BR>
> > after his kind)<BR>
> > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.<BR>
> > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library. <BR>
> > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two <BR>
> > *ever*read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital
piece
> > <BR>
> > of information which the narrative hadn't pointed out <BR>
> >  to us before.<BR>
> > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the end of
<BR>
> > term to implement their dastardly plan.<BR>
> >  30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to look <BR>
> > twice to believe it.<BR>
> >  31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - instantly <BR>
> > forgiven by the Trio.<BR>
> > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever survive
> > <BR>
> > until book 6" post.<BR>
> > 33. Filch will give out detentions.<BR>
> > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.<BR>
> > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.<BR>
> > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.<BR>
> > 37. Harry will keep a secret.<BR>
> > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.<BR>
> > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.<BR>
> > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.<BR>
> > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.<BR>
> > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.<BR>
> > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.<BR>
> > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her
glasses.<BR>
> > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited
> > voice.<BR>
> > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts
> > grounds!"<BR>
> > <BR>
> > 46a From Valky, Ron and Harry will try to solve a mystery with <BR>
> > speculation of someone apparating into Hogwarts.<BR>
> > <BR>
> > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full<BR>
> > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas<BR>
> > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess<BR>
> > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother colour:
> > <BR>
> > Maroon <BR>
> > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer<BR>
> > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.<BR>
> > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.<BR>
> > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.<BR>
> > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.<BR>
> > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.<BR>
> > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will somehow <BR>
> > manage to pass their exams.<BR>
> > <BR>
> > 57a. And some seventh Grader from Gof will reappear on OOtP because <BR>
> > he/she didn't pass.<BR>
> > <BR>
> > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.<BR>
> > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many questions are <BR>
> > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new questions that
<BR>
> > wont be answered till book 6.<BR>
> > 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the <BR>
> > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)<BR>
> > <BR>
> > 60a.{from Valky !!!}We, all, and the Trio will be guilty of fingering
<BR>
> > the wrong suspect (in the Snape, Krum, Draco vein) <BR>
> > <BR>
> >  61. Krum will be grumpy<BR>
> >  62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon<BR>
> > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle<BR>
> > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or <BR>
> > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her S.P.E.W. phase <BR>
> > (from GoF).<BR>
> > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his hut.<BR>
> > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what <BR>
> > Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to Harry).<BR>
> > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly vital <BR>
> > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. not being
> > <BR>
> > believed, distaste of being fussed over, <BR>
> > uncertainty of what he saw/heard)<BR>
> > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas
holidays.<BR>
> > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal best <BR>
> > cauldron-melting record.<BR>
> > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly, reread it
<BR>
> > 20 times, and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! <BR>
> >  LOL<BR>
> > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".<BR>
> > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will forget <BR>
> > them.)<BR>
> > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.<BR>
> >  74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. <BR>
> > belch,bogeys, earwax, vomit)<BR>
> > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er, cholesterol, <BR>
> > oh, heck, FAT!<BR>
> > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't commentate in
a
> > <BR>
> > non-biased way..."<BR>
> > <BR>
> > 76a {Valky } Quidditch is back and since Lee May have graduated we <BR>
> > will miss his entertaining commentary.( or perhaps hes the returning
<BR>
> > student who didn't pass.. see 57a)<BR>
> > <BR>
> > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.<BR>
> > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other <BR>
> >  featured students, will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the
<BR>
> > same day.<BR>
> > 79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times<BR>
> > 80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very important <BR>
> > storyline clue<BR>
> > 81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and the <BR>
> > Bloody Baron<BR>
> > 82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.<BR>
> >  83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.<BR>
> > 84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.<BR>
> > 85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.<BR>
> > 86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.<BR>
> > 87. Fred and George will scheme.<BR>
> > 88. Dudley will eat.<BR>
> > 89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.<BR>
> > 90. Cho will be decent.<BR>
> > 91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.<BR>
> > 92. The giant squid will float lazily.<BR>
> > 93. Flitwick will squeak.<BR>
> > 94. Voldemort will say "You lie".<BR>
> > 95. Wormtail will tremble.<BR>
> >  ...assuming I can get it in the door fast enough...<BR>
> > 96. Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some
prank
> > <BR>
> > they've done.<BR>
> > 97. The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the
> > "Forbidden" <BR>
> > Forest yet again.<BR>
> > 98. Something will smell like cabbage.<BR>
> > 99. Professor Binns will drone.<BR>
> > 100. There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.<BR>
> > 101. One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise from a
<BR>
> > mysterious stranger (well, there's only a fifty-fifty chance on this
<BR>
> > one)<BR>
> > 102. Dobby's socks will not match!<BR>
> > 103. Someone will flinch at the sound of Voldemort's name and/or <BR>
> > insist the speaker call him "You Know Who" or "He
Who
> > Must Not Be <BR>
> > Named" <BR>
> > 104. The state of Snape's personal hygiene will be mentioned <BR>
> > 105. McGonagall's lips will go tight <BR>
> > 106. HRH will break rules <BR>
> > 107. In the same vein as 106...they will wander off and end up <BR>
> > getting involved in a near death situation, but won't be in trouble.
<BR>
> > Instead, they will be rewarded (most likely with house points) <BR>
> > 108. Fudge's bowler hat will be green <BR>
> > 109: Also in the same vein as 106 and 107...the trio will solve a <BR>
> > mystery that none of the older, more experienced characters could
> > <BR>
> > solve...only to get most of it completely wrong in the end. <BR>
> > 110. Crabbe and Goyle will stand behind Draco with their arms folded,
<BR>
> > looking like menacing body guards. <BR>
> > 111. Harry will get hurt some how during quidditch.<BR>
> > 112. Someone we thought was good well end up being bad.<BR>
> > 113. There will be a new DADA teacher.<BR>
> > 114. Snape will say something in reference to Harry being famous.<BR>
> > 115. Hogwarts will have a sorting ceremony.<BR>
> > 116. Harry and all the Weasly's will be at platform 9 3/4 together.<BR>
> > 117. Uncle Vernon will send Harry to his room.<BR>
> > 118. Dudley will steal food from somebody<BR>
> > 119. Ron will cast a spell and it will go wrong.<BR>
> > 120. Peeves will be annoying.<BR>
> > <BR>
> > <BR>
> >  Hi I am back from my exams and would like to add a couple to this <BR>
> > list now I have a little time on my hands. The additions I have made
<BR>
> > relate too strongly to others in the list to put them here so I have
<BR>
> > added a reference to their position instead. I hope nobody minds.<BR>
> > <BR>
> > from Valky<BR>
> > <BR>
> > 121 (see 46a)<BR>
> > 122 (see 57a)<BR>
> > 123 (see 60a)<BR>
> > 124 (see 76a)<BR>
>
> 125 HRH will by candy in the Hogwarts Express
> 126 The Candy will be sold by a witch with her trolley
> 127 The first year students will be crossing the lake
> 128 Dumbledore will say a few words before dinner will be served
> 129 There will be somebody missing at the start of the welcoming ceremony
> 130 The Camebridge Cannons will be mentioned as Ron's favorite team
> 131 The sorting hat will have a new song
> 132 Harry's glasses will be broken at least once
> 133 Hermione will put her hand up every time a teacher asks a question in
class
134 Neville wiil lose his toad.
Maria.