(OoP FILK) Prefect

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 61400

Weee!  My first OoP filk!!!


Prefect

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Birthday_ by the Beatles)

If you don't know this tune, then you've been living in a cave.  But I'll 
give you the Midi anyway:
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle15.html


OoP  Chapter 9

Hermione:
They've made me a prefect!

Harry:
They've made Ron one, too yeah

Hermione:
They've made Ron a prefect?

Ron:
My name's here on this letter

Fred and George (to one another):
There must be a defect
In the selection method

Fred:
Oh they've made Ronald a prefect.  Perfect

George:
But our brother's intellect is suspect

F & G:
I just hope he doesn't expect respect

Mrs. Weasley (coming into the room, excited):
This is wonderful news!  Prefect!

F & G (to one another):
What a big whoop-de-doo

Mrs. Weasley:
Prefect!  I am so proud of you!  Prefect!

F & G (getting more and more angry):
Ooooo!

Mrs. Weasley:
I'll buy you something new!  Prefect!

F & G:
Gonna sp-sp-sp-spew!

Mrs. Weasley:
Prefect!

Ron:
Could you get me a broom?

Mrs.Weasley:
Prefect!

F & G:
Spew!!!!!

(to Ron, after their mother leaves)
They've made you a prefect
We can't neglect you, Ron
Want us to genuflect?
We used to have a good time
But the both of us suspect
Those days are now through

(with a loud cracking noise, the twins disapparate out of the room)

-Gail "OoP Rocks!" B.

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