FILK: Dolores Umbridge (OOP spoilers)

[marinafrants]

No: HPFGUIDX 61478

Okay, I know the name is almost certainly pronounced UM-bridge, but 
for the purpose of scansion here, it must be sung as um-BRIDGE.

Dolores Umbridge
to the tune of "Cruella DeVille"

Dolores Umbridge, Dolores Umbridge
Deserves to be chopped up
And stuffed in a fridge,
Or maybe tossed from the East River bridge,
Dolores, Dolores Umbridge.

That fake little cough,
Those legal decrees
Make me want to give
Her throat a good squeeze,
Did I mention that I hate her just a smidge?
Dolores, Dolores Umbridge!

At first you think Dolores is a nuisance,
An unctuous, sadistic little fool.
But the next thing you know, she's running the whole show
As Headmistress of Hogwarts Wizard school!

That poisonous toad,
That vile little shrew,
If I was witch, do you know what I'd do?
I would transfigure her into a midge
And squash Dolores, Dolores Umbridge!

Marina
rusalka at ix.netcom.com