OOP:Favorite Lines...

[Tamara]

No: HPFGUIDX 61701

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "arcum42" <Arcum_Dagsson at c...> 
wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, Lynx412 at a... wrote:
> > 
> >        OK, so who has favorite lines already? And what are they?
> > 
> >        My top three:
> > 
> >        3.  "Well, that was a bit stupid of you," said Ginny 
angrily,
> "seeing 
> > as you don't know anyone but me who's been possessed by
> You-Know-Who, and I 
> > can tell you how it feels."
> > 
> >        2. "Are you threatening me, sir?" he said, so loudly that
> passersby 
> > actually turned to stare.
> > 
> >        "Yes, I am," said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased that
> Uncle Vernon 
> > had grasped this fact so quickly.
> > 
> >        And my #1 favorite line in the entire book....
> > 
> >        1. "Well -- it's just that you seem to be laboring under 
the
> delusion 
> > that I am going to -- what is the phrase? 'Come along quietly.' I 
am
> afraid I 
> > am not going to come quietly at all, Cornelius. I have absolutely 
no
> intention 
> > of being sent to Askaban. I could break out, of course -- but 
what a
> waste of 
> > time, and frankly, I can think of a whole host of things I would
> rather be 
> > doing."
> > 
> >        Do I need to say who's line it is? ;-)
> > 
> >        Cheryl the Lynx
> > 
> This one gave me fits of laughter when I read it:
> ... Professor Trelawney broke into hysterical sobs during Divination
> and announced to the startled class, and a very disapproving 
Umbridge,
> that Harry was *not* going to suffer an early death after all, but 
> would live to a ripe old age, become Minister of Magic, and have 
> twelve children.
> 
> I found myself liking Trelawney in OoP, something that had never
> happened before...
> --Arcum

No way, best line so far has to be Tonks, after she finished packing 
with Harry saying: "Ah, well..... wand still in your jeans? Both 
buttocks still on?" 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!  (hoping that I don't actually, truly, laugh my ass 
off, thinking about it now....)