OOP: TBAY Rookwood Thongs

[lucky_kari]

No: HPFGUIDX 62290

In the Headquarters of Crouch and Rookwood Incorporated, confusion is 
in the air. 

"Not my problem," Eileen says, feet on her desk. "I said those 
Rookwood thongs were a bad idea. Even if Rookwood is ever so sexy. 
Look, the C.R.A.B.C.U.S.T.A.R.D. tins have been left untouched."

"We're going to be in the hole!" screams Cindy. "The Theory Bay 
Trading Standards Officer is going to confiscate all our stock of 
thongs now that Eloise has complained."

"It's just a FLINT to be corrected in previous editions, though," 
says Eileen. "Don't you think? Augustus Rookwood it is. But..."

"What?"

"That's the least of our problems, Cindy. That picture of Rookwood in 
the Prophet was distinctly unappetizing..."

"Really?"

"Oh yes, unless you're into greasy hair and pock marks."

"It was the result of being in Azkaban all that time. Before that, he 
was sexy," insists Cindy. 

Eileen pauses. "Good one. We'll go with that when the Trading 
Standards people come to the door."

Eileen