OOP: Funniest bits, disbelief, knowledge in HP etc.

darrin_burnett bard7696 at aol.com
Tue Jun 24 00:41:05 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 62525

Melpomene wrote:
 
> Yup...I did. Even that mean, awful, horrible, nasty, 
rotten "Whoops." 
> (Insert crash, splash, tinkle sound effects.) 
> Yup, I LMAO. 
> And I still give Snape the funniest line in the book with extra 
> points for it having been delivered under the most duress:
> "And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it 
> will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have 
to 
> mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job."
> 
> Melpomene


That was a great shot because, to a dullard like Crabbe, it seemed 
funny, but it was also an attack on the morons in Slytherin he must 
align himself with for the time being. 

My vote for funniest moment of the entire series was when Peeves 
saluted Fred and George. I actually cheered out loud.

Darrin





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