(OoP FILK) Possible Spoiler Title Here...Don't Wanna Chance It

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 63018

Can ya believe it?  A Spoiler Space for a filk!

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Professor Umbridge

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Life In The Fast Lane_ by the 
Eagles)

Midi is here:
http://diamond-back.com/fastlane.html
The Midi sounds a little funky at the beginning with the first "guitar" 
riff, but I think it's supposed to be that way.

Dedicated to Nicole...I heard the news from Lilac!  Congratulations!


Harry:

She was a squat-statured witch with a face like a big toad
Yeah, she was hideously ugly
Right from the start there was something that I loathed
By the way she's smirk oh, so smugly
Umbridge arrived at Hogwarts School as a Ministry witch
We learned she was nasty, learned she was a bitch
When she made her announcement
Things were gonna change
She said, "Innovation!
Old ways will be re-trained"

Professor Umbridge
Surely had a twisted mind
Professor Umbridge
Yeah

(spoken)Are you with me so far?

Things started changing as she would patrol
Seemed she was arranging for lots more control
She observed all the teachers
She ordered stricter rules
She was despised by students
Her detentions were cruel
There were lines on the parchment, lines on my hand
The smile on her face meant she thought she was in command
By the end of detention my hand was in pain
Wouldn't show her any weakness from her inhumane punishment now

Professor Umbridge
Surely had a twisted mind
Professor Umbridge
Yeah
Professor Umbridge
She was mean all the time
Professor Umbridge
Oh Yeah

Became paranoid, blinded by power
When Dumbledore left Hogwarts
Things got worse by the hour
Only Flitch, Draco and his friends dug Umbridge's style
The way she'd taken over would have made Joe Stalin smile
She said, "I'm Headmaster, listen to what I say!"
But Minerva to Peeves said, "It unscrews the other way"
When she went deep into the forest
On the back of a centaur borne
We didn't care, we were just happy she was gone and she was

Professor Umbridge
In the end she lost her mind
Professor Umbridge
Yeah
Professor Umbridge
Deserved worse for her crimes
Professor Umbridge
Oh yeah

Professor Umbridge
Professor Umbridge


-Gail "Ye Gods Look At All These Posts!" B.

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