OOP: the one: dudley?

[Anne]

No: HPFGUIDX 65068

Please help me.
Exactly WHEN is Dudleys birthday? He couldn`t be The One for The 
Prophecy, could he?


Just as an afterthought: These hundreds of predictions down there in 
the Ministry: WHO made them WHEN and WHY? If you have the wish to 
look up your own prediction- *can* you? And, heaven`s, why are they 
archived ( that`s sooo weird *shudders*)? This bit still puzzles me.

Had anyone else that odd- not to say paranoid- feeling dear Ms 
Rowling might had some peeks into that forum, whilst writing her 
book? Don`t laugh, please, will you, since every now and then- for 
example when Hermione ( I just *love* she says "Voldemort" now
 
actually I never really understood why such a rational girl, MUGGLE- 
born girl, note, feared to say his name) explained why she was sorted 
into Gryffindor rather than in Ravenclaw or when the content of 
Dumbledores letter was clarified- she answered numerous of those tiny 
wicked sheer undying questions frequently posed in that group
not to 
mention the revelation what wizards use to wear under their robes.
Utterly enthralling. 
And that term of "Dead Horse" gets quite of an 
interesting taste now, doesn`t it? ; )

In addition: What was the use of the new dress robes Ron got? There, 
obviously, was no Yule Ball in OotP, nor *will* be, since it was just 
for the Triwizard Tournament in GoF. Did Hermione`s classic next- 
time- there- is- a- ball- line make any sense at all?

.annie 
a bit sullen that Moaning Myrtle (I personally truly missed 
her) didn`t get the part of elucidating death on Harry, since she 
loves to talk about her "death" that much.

Poor HP- Lexicon Steve (you do a great job, my!), by the way, loads 
to do with this tome, eh? Voices .annie. stooping back to her very 
own lists adding her bits.


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