TBAY TOURIST

[M.Clifford]

No: HPFGUIDX 66046

The recent tsunami in tbay subsiding *finally*, a stranger stumbled 
alone across the sand. Her grey eyes scanned the bay, others were 
making pointed gestures toward her short spiky hair as she sidled up 
to the LOLLIPOP stand. "I'd like to try one of these."    
Excited LOVE SLAVES were gathering quickly offering [ASL! in OoP]  
(Angsted!Snape LIVES!) badges from their stock of wares.   
"Phtoohey" she spat the LOLLIPOP angrily. "what is *this* UP JAB 
(SIC)!" she announced dramatically.
"I have never tasted such *bitterness*"

The LOVESLAVES laid down their badges carefully in turn,
"We are thinking you can't see for looking, Dear" said one. "It *is* 
a bittersweet."
"Blimey, I thought 'devils advocacy' was *my* game" added 
another "but if you intend to SCREW your theory into the fold be my 
guest!"
" I apologise, sincerely" the stranger cooed "for the mess I have 
made.. I don't own a SIAMESE CAT."
The minions calmed slighty and picked up their badges some clutching 
them tearfully to their chests.
The stranger at once put away her childish urge to say that she 
preffered SISSY COWARDS badges anyway and instead smiled and 
pouted "Please remove the UP JAB (SIC) from the ASL! stand. Its, 
offensive."

Off she wandered humming a tune to herself........ 


Valky's first adventure in tbay and apologising much for her sad lack 
of familiarity with its members.

*UP JAB SIC* Ugly Potter James Awful Bully (Snapes Innocence 
Crucified)