FILK: Accio is Hard to Do

[gingerssnap1966 <gingerssnap1966@yahoo.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 52994

Accio is Hard to Do 
to the tune of Breaking Up Is Hard to Do by Neil Sedaka

Scene:  Hermione is sitting in the common room humming to 
herself "Down Dooby-Doo Down Down" etc.  She continues at appropriate 
times during the song.

Harry enters.

Harry:
Please take your wand and follow me!
I need some of your spell mastery.
I've a task I must get through
And Accio is hard to do.

Remember when my name came up
>From that magic champion-choosing cup?
It just came out of the blue-
And Accio is hard to do.

Hermoine:
They say that Accio is hard to do
Now you know, I don't think that's true.
Don't stand and look like a dolt.
Just give your wand a jolt and think about your precious Firebolt.

Harry:
I beg of you:  Teach me today
Or I'll be served as boy ala flambe,
Harry hash, or Potter stew
'Cause Accio is hard to do.



Ginger,
the Filker formerly known as Gingersnape1966, but due to the complete 
disappearance of my Yahoo, is now Gingerssnap1966.
I apologize for any confusion.