Teaching Hagrid (was Hagrid: Allowed to use Wands and Magic...?)
Jonathan Pessin
jrpessin at mail.millikin.edu
Mon Mar 3 23:36:17 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 53119
Ginger writes,
"If it was a school punishment, then I can see Dumbledore allowing him
to pick up his education where he left off, perhaps on summer breaks
with the help of the teachers. With a brand new wand, of course."
I reply:
I was just thinking of something like this; what if Hagrid were to audit some fourth year classes with the general student population? I get the funniest picture when I think of it:
Lavender: Err... Professor Flitwick?
Flitwick: Yes, Miss Brown?
Lavender: What's the Care of Magical Creatures teacher doing in Charms class?
Flitwick: He's here to learn the spells and charms he will need in the future, the same as you.
Student: OK. May I ask one more question?
Flitwick: Go on.
Lavender: Where will the rest of us sit? Hagrid's sitting on all our desks!
Hagrid: Oops, sorry. Place seems a lot smaller than it used ter be.
And just imagine if one of Neville's banishment charms accidentally hit Hagrid! They'd have to rebuild half the castle from the impact!
Hobbit-guy, who's laughing at the possibilities...
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