(FILK) The Goblet Of Fire

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 53163

This one wasn't as easy as I thought it would be.




The Goblet Of Fire

(A FILK to the tune of _We Didn't Start The Fire_ by Billy Joel)


To get the gist of it, listen to this Real Audio snippet:
http://www.buy.com/retail/music/product.asp?sku=60497528

And then sing along with the Midi if you're so inclined:
http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/2256/midis.html

Dedicated to Melody



Scene: Gail B. (me...heh) is sitting at her reading desk with a copy of GOF, 
reading it for the umpteenth time.  As she reads, the images from the book 
that are described in the filk are flashing on a screen behind her...


Riddle House, Frank Bryce screams, scar's in pain, was it a dream?
Dudley's diet, Invitation, Harry wants to go
Through the floo, the Weasleys, Arthur's eckeltricity
Fred and George, Ton Tongue Toffee, Back To The Burrow

Wizard Wheezes, Portkey, Mister Crouch, Weatherby
Quidditch Cup, Vicktor Krum, Ireland's won the game
Death Eaters, Bagman, Dark Mark's in the sky again
Wand gone, who did it? Winky gets the blame

The Goblet Of Fire
I am so enraptured
Reading every chapter
The Goblet Of Fire
Gonna read it then
I'll read it once again

Hogwarts, announcement, the Tri-Wizard Tournament
Mad-Eye Moody, ferret bouncing, Unforgivables
Day before Halloween, Beauxbaton, Madame Maxine
Durmstrang, Karkaroff, foreign edibles

Goblet, Age Line, Weasley twins can't get by
Delacour, Krum, Diggory, Champions chosen
Harry's name, he has to play, Ron is mad, wands are weighed
Rita Skeeter, interview, "Potter Stinks" buttons

The Goblet Of Fire
I am so enraptured
Reading every chapter
The Goblet Of Fire
Gonna read it then
I'll read it once again

Hagrid, Horntail, Sirius says, "Simple spell"
First Task, Accio, Egg, Canary Creams
House-Elf Liberation, SPEW, find a partner for the Yule
At the Ball, Hermione, Ron, Krum, Cho, Igor, Percy

Rita's Scoop, giants and Skrewts, clues in the Prefect's bathroom
Mister Crouch in Snape's office, The Egg And The Eye
Second Task, Gillyweed, Merpeople, Witch Weekly
Harry's Heartache, Hogsmeade, Padfoot's now nearby

The Goblet Of Fire
I am so enraptured
Reading every chapter
The Goblet Of Fire
Gonna read it then
I'll read it once again

Mister Crouch's madness, dream in Divinations class
Headmaster's office, Minister's suspicious

D.E. trials, Longbottom, Pensive Four, "I have no son!"
Dumbledore's theories, Snape's no longer a D.E.

Third Task, obstacles, spider, Skrewt, sphinx's riddle
In the center of the maze, (shouted) Port Key Cup takes them away!

The Goblet Of Fire
I am so enraptured
Reading every chapter
The Goblet Of Fire
Gonna read it then
I'll read it once again

"Kill the spare", bone, flesh, blood, the return of the Dark Lord
D.E.s called, wizard duel, Harry 'gainst You-Know-Who
Priori Incantatem, foe glass and Veritaserum
Evening's events are described, the gleam in Dumbledore's eye

Dementor's Kiss, Dark Mark on Snape, Fudge, The Parting Of The Ways
Handshake, Leaving Feast, "Remember Cedric Diggory"
Rita Skeeter's secret shown, train stomp, back to Dursley's home
(shouted)
Want to know what happens next!
Have to wait until Phoenix!!!!!!!!!!

(at this point, Gail, in frustration, topples over the desk that she is 
sitting at)

The Goblet Of Fire
I am so enraptured
Reading every chapter
The Goblet Of Fire
Gonna read it then
I'll read it once again (repeat until fade)


-Gail B.


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