It Don’t Mean a Thang If It's Lacking in BANG (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 53355

It Don't Mean a Thang If It's Lacking in BANG 

A BIG BANG filk
http://www.i2k.com/~svderark/lexicon/faq/hypotheticalley.html#bigbang

To the tune of It Don't Mean a Thing (If it Ain't Got That Swing)

Dedicated to Cindy of the Big Bang Destroyers

It don't mean a thang if it's lacking in Bang
Lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos,
Lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos

Jo Rowling insists on decisive plot twists
Lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos,
Lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos

If your theory is too dreary or sedate 
We'll pack it up and toss it in a crate

Draco toward Mudbloods is what we think of Duds
Lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos,
Lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos, lu-mos 

    -	CMC

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