FILK: I Am Dumbledore

[Anne R Urbanski]

No: HPFGUIDX 53416

To the tune of I'm My Own Grandpa
http://users.cis.net/sammy/grandpa.htm

Dedicated to the perpetrators of REDHEAD ALWAYS, who have convinced 
themselves that Ron is/was/ and/or will be Dumbledore.

Ron, Harry and Hermione explain it all .. ;-)

RON:
It sounds funny, I know,  but it really is so,
I am Dumbledore

I am Dumbledore
I am Dumbledore
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
I am Dumbledore

Although I'm only fifteen, I am also one-fifty
For a few years in the future, I'll go back so I can see
Just what a boy like me can do to help his friend Harry
So I'll pilfer the Time Turner without telling Her-mi-nee

I really only wanted to go back to Riddle's house
To help Harry warn Tom's granddad that his grandson is a louse
But somehow I went back too far and landed on my head
On top of the real Dumbledore and that's how he got dead

HARRY & HERMIONE
So now he's Dumbledore
Now he's Dumbledore
It seems funny, we know, but it really is so,
Ron is Dumbledore

RON
I wondered how I'd pass myself off to his family
But Albus was a redhead too, a redhead just like me
And both of us were tall and thin and had a crooked nose
So turning into Dumbledore was easy, I suppose

I brought with me my knowledge of more modern charms and spells
Which helped me gain apprenticeship with Nicholas Flamel
He taught me alchemy and that great knowledge I did hone
Until, one day, we invented the Philosopher's Stone

At Hogwarts School I taught both Molly and Arthur Weasley
Back before they got married and gave birth to little me
It kind of freaked me out when they got married, for I knew
That one day I would be both their son and Headmaster too

So now when I see Albus I must ask, "Is that guy me?"
The guy with bright blue eyes and half-moon spectacles, you see,
Or could I really be just Ron, young Harry's truest friend?
I guess we really can't be sure till Harry's saga ends.

HARRY & HERMIONE
So Ron is Dumbledore
Ron is Dumbledore
It seems funny, we know, but some think that it's so,
That Ron is Dumbledore

RON
I am Dumbledore...
Or am I Dumbledore?
It's a theory that grows like Pinocchio's nose
I am Dumbledore


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Anne U
(OYYYY!! My head *still* hurts)


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