FILK: Ode to Mary Sue

[Anne]

No: HPFGUIDX 53566

To the tune of Peggy Sue by Buddy Holly

Dedicated to CMC, Gail B, and Haggridd, and to all the Mary Sues who 
transfer to Hogwarts on fictionalley.org, fanfiction.net etc.



If you knew Mary Sue
Like fan fiction authors do
You'd love her, that Mary Su-u-ue 
She's an O.C. Hogwarts upstart, Mary Sue

Beautiful through and through
Smarter than Hermione too
That's Mary, our Mary Su-u-ue
All the teenage wizards want to snog her too

Mary Sue, Mary Sue
Pretty, witty, so big-city Mary Sue
Now tell me, what's a fan to do-oo-ooh?
We must fall in love with little Mary Sue

Yes it's true, Harry too
Wants to snog our Mary Sue
Good-bye Cho, hi Mary Su-u-ue
Just a bigger bust and she'd be perfect too

Mary Sue, Mary Sue
Pretty, witty, so big-city Mary Sue
All Hogwarts bows down to yoo-oo-ou
How did we get by without you, Mary Sue?
We can't save the day without you, Mary Sue!


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Anne U
(not a Mary Sue)