I Spot A Hound (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 53670

Here's a filk that does for the word "hound" what Nicole's "Cup of 
Fire" filk (#53359) did for the word "name"......

I Spot A Hound (PoA, Chap. 4)

(to the tune of I Get Around by the Beach Boys)

Hear a MIDI at:

http://www.planetz.net/midi/artist1.shtml#b

THE SCENE: Flourish & Blotts. HARRY is unnerved by a picture of a 
large black dog on a volume titled Death Omens. The 100 or so copies 
of the Monster Book of Monsters interrupt their scuffling to serve as 
backup CHORUS

HARRY & CHORUS OF "MONSTER BOOKS"
Hound hound spot a hound
I/He spot a hound
Yeah
Spot a hound hound hound I spot a hound
I/He spot a hound
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
When leavin' town
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
A malign canine
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
It's got a Dark Art whine

HARRY
I got a list of magic books that have got to be bought
So I take my galleons to Flourish & Blotts 

The Monster Books scrap in a large iron cage
And not a one of them seems to be on the same page

HARRY & CHORUS
I/He spot a hound
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
When leavin' town
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
A malign canine
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
It's got a Dark Art whine
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
I/He spot a hound
Hound
Spot a hound hound hound oooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo

HARRY 
The manager has texts on the Future Unfogged
But the Death Omen book is adorned with a dog

Now, the mutt I saw surely must have been a stray
If it ain't though, I'm headin' for some real dog days 

HARRY & CHORUS 
I spot a hound
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
When leavin' town
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
A malign canine
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
It's got a Dark Art whine
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound 
I spot a hound
Hound
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Hound hound spot a hound
I spot a hound
Yeah
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
Wah wa ooo
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
Oooo ooo ooo
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
Ahh ooo ooo
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
Wah wa ooo
Spot a hound hound hound I/He spot a hound
Wah wa ooo

(Exit HARRY, with his purchases – the CHORUS fades out the MONSTER 
BOOKS resume their brawling)

   -	CMC

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