Filk: Time-turner Girl

[gingerssnap1966]

No: HPFGUIDX 53700

Dedicated to Haggridd, who gave me the idea and some helpful hints.

Time-turner Girl
A filk on Calendar Girl by Neil Sedaka

Note: *words in asterisks* are Hermione's thoughts since I can't 
figure out how to do italics and she can't say them out loud without 
breaking her promise :)


HG: *I've got a secret; I'm a Time-turner girl* (repeat)

HP, RW: Divination! 
HG:  A waste of time, I fear.

HP, RW: History! 
HG:  Binns just bores me to a tear.

HP,RW:  Charms!
HG:  With spells and hexes we should know.

HP, RW: Potions!
HG:  I think Neville's cauldron's gonna blow.

HP, RW:  Turn.  Round.  She's gone in a whirl.
We don't know how she does it.
HG:  *I'm a time-turner girl.*
HP, RW: She's all work.  And no play.  All the year.

HP, RW: Runes!
HG:  Others quail and look on it with fright.

HP, RW: Astronomy!
HG:  Up learning constellations late at night.

HP, RW:  Muggle studdies!
HG:  Not like I had to learn all that here.

HP, RW:  D.A.D.A.!
HG:  With a different teacher every year.

(repeat chorus)

HP, RW: Transfiguration!
HG:  Animagus status, here I come.

HP, RW: Arithmancy!
HG:  Not a class for slackers or for those who're dumb.

HP, RW: Herbology!
HG:  Meeting flora that at first seem strange.

HP, RW:  Care of M.C.!
HG:  Fauna in Hagrid's home on the range.

HP, RW: Turn. Round.  She's gone in a whirl.
We don't know how she does it.
HG:  *I'm a time-turner girl.*
HP, RW: She's all work.  HG:(I'm all work.)
HP, RW: And no play.  HG: (And no play.)
Trio: All the year.


Another note: apologies on not making the classes scan. 
Ginger