Seeker Boy (filk)
Caius Marcius
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Fri Mar 14 02:36:49 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 53746
Seeker Boy (PS/SS, Chap. 9 & 11)
To the tune of Skater Boy - NOT! but rather to the tune of the
Andrews Sisters classic The Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B
Hear a MIDI at:
http://members.tripod.com/~Susie_TN/midi.html
Dedicated to Gail (the boogie-woogie Beatle gal of Philly PA)
THE SCENE: The Hogwarts Quidditch Field. The three female members of
the GQT relate the events of Harry's Quidditch premiere.
ANGELINA, KATIE & ALICIA
He was the famous Boy Who Lived from out on Privet way
He had not ever flown before in anyway
But then our Hooch gave him a broom
And then his dander was up and he was off with a zoom
He is a-flyin' now, rescuin' Neville, he
He's the soaring scoring Seeker boy on Gryffindor's team
Minerva saw he'd talent that was awful good
And dragged him swiftly off to meet with Ollie Wood
The Keeper cried, "He's A-OK!"
And they quickly acquired for him a Nimbus 2-K
Now he accompanies us in our endeavors, he
He's the soaring scoring Seeker boy on Gryffindor's team
A-broom, a-broom, a-broom-diddelyada-broom
He is the Boy with the scar opposin' Slytherin
He'll fly through the sky til the Golden Snitch he is deliverin'
And will he lose for us? oh, never, ever, he
He's the soaring scoring Seeker boy on Gryffindor's team
He was some rockin' sockin' Seeker boy on Gryffindor's team
And as he flies the Weasley Beater twins'll go all out to ev'ry
exxxxxx
.treme
The play-by-play is via Jordan's lead right straight through the match
For the soaring scoring Seeker boy on Gryffindor's team
(Harry's broom veers out of control. SNAPE saves him with a counter-
charm)
SNAPE
A-broom, a-broom, a-broom-diddelyada-broom
He is the Brat with the scar
He will not escape if ol' Severus Snape isn't with him
ha-ha-hand the Nimbus succumbs if it ain't level, see
Save the haughty naughty Seeker boy on Gryffindor's team
(QUIRRELL/VOLDEMORT's spell against Harry is broken when Hermione
bumps against him/them).
QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT
Lets put this boy to sleep with Mom & Dad tonight
With a curse that elevates him to a risky height
This boy was strictly headin' South
But when that Snape intervened, the Snitch he caught with his mouth
He now has won the match flouting the devil, he's
That unjust disgusting Seeker boy on Gryffindor's team
A-vad-ked-a-va-ra
A-vad-ked-a-va-ra
A-vad-ked-a-va-ra
A-vad-ked-a-va-ra
Ha-ha-hand the plans we began let's do more cleverly
To get that overrated hated boy on Gryffindor's team
(Exit QUIRREL/VOLDEMORT as the Gryffindor team celebrates their win)
- CMC
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