I Love My Wand (filk)

[Haggridd]

No: HPFGUIDX 53754

Below is a filk from a better known composer than is my usual wont.  
This is a filk of "I Love a Piano" by Irving Berlin.

This filk is dedicated to Ginger (gingersnape) who prefers older 
music.  I reckon that 1915 ought to be old enough.

                 I Love My Wand
Scene:  Harry waxes poetic over his new wand.


I love my wand. Oh,
I love my wand. Oh,
I love to wave and cast a spell
With my new wand. Oh,
My brand new wand. Oh,
I think the Charms it does are swell.

At Ollivander 
I took a gander.
Wands of all shapes and sizes:
Yew; Holly; Mahogany.

And you must adore 
What is in the core:
Feathers of Phoenixes reborn;
Heart-strings of Dragon
Brought in by wagon;
Hairs from the fabled unicorn.

We beat Gregorovitch wands by a mile.
They're much to thick and simply have no style!
I love to wander
Through Ollivander
Here since three eighty-two B.C.


Haggridd