"Where Is Master Barty Crouch?" (filk)

[Haggridd]

No: HPFGUIDX 54154

This is a filk based on the song "Where is Love?" from the Lionel 
Bart musical "Oliver!".

The original music can be found at the following site:
http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/oliver.html


            Where Is Master Barty Crouch?

Scene:  Winky is crying to herself after losing Bartemius Crouch, Jr. 
at the Quidditch World Cup.

Where is Master Barty Crouch?
Though his father is a grouch
He let me take him to the Quidditch Cup
And for his safety vouch.

Where is he,
Cloaked with Invisibilty?
When the Stunning Spell hit us, I fell
And lost Master Barty.

Master Barty, you was bad;
All the Wizards, they was mad.
Thought I'd conjured the Dark Mark myself;
Yelled at me; called me "Elf!"
Where, where is Master Barty Crouch?

-Haggridd