The Quarrel Song (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 54337

The Quarrel Song (GoF, Chap. 19)

To the tune of Gollum's Song, from Peter Jackson's LOTR: The Two 
Towers (music by Howard Shore)

Dedicated to Amy Z

See the original lyrics at:

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thelordoftheringsthetwotowers/gollumsso
ng.htm

THE SCENE: The Gryffindor Common Room, 1:00 a.m. HARRY'S "fireside 
chat" with Sirius is abruptly interrupted when RON enters. HARRY 
takes out his anger on his former friend.

HARRY:
Where once spoke Black of dragon ways 
There now is Ron, in short PJs
Just say goodbye.
Don't be such a wise guy. 

This badge I throw,
Will give you scars
'Cause you have cut me off from
My one dog star.
And I will lose
Because I've no clue
I am toast,
I'll be dragon fondue. 

RON:
I'm off to bed,
My snooze I will renew
Go practice for
Your Prophet interview.
Now I say goodnight
Harry, you really bite.
 
BOTH:
These threats you make
All sound so lame.
You I despise,
Due to that flame.
And you're a creep
I/you must face the task alone
I am pissed 
You can never atone
I am pissed 
You can never atone

(Exit HARRY, storming past the half-angry half-bewildered RON)

    -	CMC

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