[HPforGrownups] FILK: Everybody's Got a Lethifold

[Eileen]

No: HPFGUIDX 54524

"Everybody's Got a Lethifold" (to the tune of
Veggietales: "Everybody's Got a Water Buffalo")

Somewhere in Scotland, JKR attempts to get over
writer's block.

Everybody's got a lethifold,
Yours is new but mine is old. 
I don't know where they're bought and sold.
But everybody's got lethifo-ooooooooold.

I took my lethifold to King's Cross, 
Ate a fangirl - no big loss,
Closed up with some candy floss,
Oh everybody's got a ..."

Bloomsbury Books: "Stop it, stop, stop right this
instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say
everyone's got a lethifold when everyone does not have
a lethifold! We're going to get nasty letters from the
kids saying, "Where's my lethifold? Why don't I have a
lethifold?" And then you'll be accused of blurring the
lines between fiction and reality. Next thing you
know, some lethifold worshiping cult will spring up,
and you'll be one to blame. And are you prepared to
deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so
silly!"

Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with JKR. Tune in
next time to hear JKR sing ..."

JKR: "Everybody's got a baby basilisk, 
Yours is safe but mine's a risk.
Tom's is dead but ..."

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