(FILK) Two Filks For The Price Of One!

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 56782


In my continuing effort to see every Beatles song filked, I wrote:

>now how in the world am I going to filk _Revolution
Number 9_ ?


Well...shortly after posting this question, Beatle-freak Extraordinaire 
Maria wrote me off-list with this great suggestion.  So allow me to 
present...



Revelation: Sirius

(A FILK by Maria to the tune of _Revolution Number Nine_ by the Beatles)


Can you believe they have a Midi for this?
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle15.html

It's lame, lame, lame.  I suggest you go and get your White Album out and 
listen to the original...preferably with headsets on so you can really 
appreciate the funky stereo thing going on down on this track.  Blow your 
mind away.

If you don't have the White Album, then shame on you!

With that said:

The Scene:  Azkaban.  Sirius Black is incarcerated and being mentally 
tortured by the Dementors with the horrible memories for his past (which 
include his participation during the Voldemort War, going to school at 
Hogwarts, and Quidditch matches of long ago).  But just yesterday he was 
given a newspaper from the Minister of Magic.  Sirius saw the rat's picture 
and he's at Hogwarts. It has become an obsession now, to escape from Azkaban 
and seek revenge against the person who betrayed his trust.  And so, even 
though these memories keep flashing in his mind, Sirius keeps himself 
focused by repeating the name of this individual over and over again...

Sirius:  Pettigrew...Pettigrew...Pettigrew...


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Okay, now that that's over with, here is another filk to make it worth your 
while:


I Am A Werewolf

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _I Am The Walrus_ by the Beatles)

Midi is here:
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle14.html

Dedicated to the above mentioned Maria because she put in the 
request...sorry about making you wait so long, babe.

Note...the "a-a-arooo" bit is supposed to be the sound of a wolf howling, 
okay?



Lupin:

You are there and I'm aware that you are scared because I am a werewolf
See how I'm shunned by everyone they do not know
I'm lonely

Turn into a werewolf, bitten when I was quite young
Hogwarts School of Magic, Dumbledore Headmaster
Man, I never thought that I would be able to attend
My name is Lupin, Remus J. Lupin
I am a werewolf...a-a-arooo!

Madame Pomphrey, each month takes me
She takes me to the Womping Willow
There I will change, my body rearrange into a wolf
I'm changing, I'm changing
I'm changing, I'm changing

Animagi buddies, Wormtail and Padfoot and Prongs
Young and thoughtless students, dangerous near misses
Boy, the fun we had running all around the school grounds
My name is Lupin, Remus J. Lupin
I am a werewolf...a-a-arooo!

Sitting in the Shrieking Shack now, waiting for the moon
When the moon comes soon I will transform
My form will become a monster
My name is Lupin, Remus J. Lupin
I am a werewolf...a-a-arooo!

With this illness, painful changes
Feeling estranged from other people
Hear how I growl like a wolf on the prowl
Hear how I yowl
I'm howling

Greasy git Severus, watching from a Hogwarts tower
Hopes to get us expelled, trying always spying
Man, he sees me leave and he wants to know where I go
My name is Lupin, Remus J. Lupin
I am a werewolf...a-a-arooo a-a-arooo!
A-a-arooo, a-a-arooo arooo!


-Gail B...remember, the Walrus was Paul...goo goo g'joob.



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