Hurt-Comfort and Comfort-Hurt--There's a Reason They Call Us "Bent."

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 57054

 
> Cindy -- wondering if guys crush on the HP female characters, and if 
> not, why not

Well.... now that you asked...

For purposes of this list, I will place myself in Darrin from Kadena Junior High 
School again, otherwise, this will just really gross and illegal in most civilized 
countries. So, no reporting me to the proper authorities!

The problem is, guys are much more concerned about physical appearance 
than women are, a character flaw I freely admit applies to me as well. 

So, here is my list. First, the adult women - defined as those who have 
graduated Hogwarts or their own school - seen from Darrin the alleged adult.

* Madame Rosmerta.  Curvy bartender! I am SO there.  If she could cook 
homemade pizza, then I think I'd propose.

* Narcissa Malfoy. Ice queen! Oh yeah. I'll give you an example. People who 
have seen the latest James Bond movie will know what I mean. The OTHER 
woman in Die Another Day, the blonde fencer bad girl was way hotter than 
Halle Berry.

* Fleur. The obvious choice.  I rank her third, but as soon as she started doing 
the Veela thing, i'm sure I'd cave.

* Hooch.  Fast brooms and fast women!

* Madame Maxime. Once you've had giant, you're never again self-reliant.

* Molly Weasley. They say you marry your mother...

* McGonagall, Trelawney, Rita Skeeter - Nope. Never. Not anyway or how.

Now, from junior high Darrin, heh-heh-heh... shut up, Butthead!

* Hermione - Smart is waayyyyyy sexy. (Movie poisioning here, but Emma 
Watson will be a serious babe in 10 years.)

* Cho Chang - total sporty spice

* Angelina, Katie, and that other Gryff girl on the Quidditch team. See sporty 
definition.

* Lavender - total hottie, a bit cliquie, but oh well.

* Moaning Myrtle - Guy rule. Go after the girl feeling lonely at the party. 

* The Patil girls. Much too materialistic to suit me, but they are babes.

* Ginny. Yeah, far down on the list, really, but too much of the "little sister" 
vibe.

* Pansy Parkinson - never. But I'd like to set her up with evil friends of mine so 
she can get her little black heart broken in about a million pieces.

* Millicent - Gahhh! Never date a girl who can beat you up.

Darrin
-- ready for the slings and arrows for this post