Hurt-Comfort and Comfort-Hurt--There's a Reason They Call Us "Bent."

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 57070

Ersatz wrote: 

 
> > * Madame Rosmerta.  Curvy bartender! I am SO there.  If she could 
> > cook homemade pizza, then I think I'd propose.
> 
> Ooh, I forgot about her.  Shall we have a duel for her hand, then?
> 

What's in your wand? I don't need certain spells coming to life in 
reverse order, especially not that one Alberforth Dumbledore taught 
me... :)


> I had also forgotten about Rita Skeeter -- probably I have her filed
> mentally under "insect" rather than "female" -- but, frankly, I 
think
> I'd rather be AKd.

I'd DEFINITELY rather be AK'd. Give me the Cruciatus before Rita!

> As far as the other PYTs (pretty young things) go -- Angelina, 
Katie, Lavender, Parvati, Ginny -- well, their characters are still a 
little too undeveloped, except perhaps for Ginny, and even she is 
still somewhat one-dimensional so far.
> 

Angelina is athletic and a good dancer, and I just love the way she 
takes it in stride when Fred says, "Oy, Angelina! Want to go to the 
ball" and she says, "Well, all right then."

Now THAT sounds like a girl I could be on beer and pizza terms with. 
Some girls like to think they could do the beer and pizza, but not 
all of you can, ladies.

Lavender and the Patil twins are pretty underdeveloped, character-
wise (no idea about any other wise) but we know they are hotties.

Ginny is just too much of a kid sister. Damn it. I usually get it so 
bad for redheads, too. Anyway, she's Neville's for now.

Darrin
-- This isn't sick. Really, it isn't. Honest. (help)