FILK: Your Fault

[SnapesSlytherin at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 57449

To the tune of "Your Fault" from Into the Woods

I don't know where to find MIDI files....sorry....

Blessings and thanks to Darrin and Tom for keeping the Slytherin Stereotypes 
Thread alive.  (I hope you guys don't mind I put lyrics into your mouths!)

SCENE: ORYOMAI, TOM, and DARRIN are each at their respective computers 
reading HP4GU mail, when they each start in on the Slytherin Stereotypes 
thread....
(Bold/italics/underlined are all sung together.)

DARRIN:
It's because of you there's a Never-Ending Thread in our midst and we're 
stuck in it!

ORYOMAI:
But it isn't my fault 
I was shown your post
You persuaded me to reply to your post
And without your post
There'd have been no post
For me to reply to
In the first place!

DARRIN:
Wait a minute, Slytherin posts
For a thread so old
That you had to doublethink
To send it
Which you did!
Was it a worthless post?
Was it worth the grieg?
Oh, and tell us who 
Persuaded you
To defend Good!Slyth.

ORYOMAI:
See it's his fault!

TOM:
No!

DARRIN:
So it's her fault...

TOM:
No!

ORYOMAI:
Yes it is!

TOM:
It's not!

DARRIN:
It's true.

TOM:
Wait a minute - 
But I only sent my post
To break up the fight
Between you two!

ORYOMAI (to Tom):
So it's your fault!

DARRIN:
Yes!

TOM:
No it isn't!
I'd've kept my post
But the thread was cursed
(referring to Oryomai)
She made us keep on going 
With the thread that's cursed!

ORYOMAI:
It's Darrin's fault
That the post got placed
And the thread continued
In the first place!

TOM:
Oh, then it's his fault!

DARRIN:
No!

ORYOMAI:
It was his fault....

DARRIN:
No!

ORYOMAI: 
Yes it is,
It's his.

TOM:
I guess...

DARRIN:
Wait a minute though - 
I sent my post through
Right?  That's clear
But without any challenges
Then what's queer
Is how did Oryomai reply to my post 
In the first place?
Second place...

TOM:
Yes!

DARRIN:
How?

TOM:
Hmm....

DARRIN:
Well,
Who send the other post?

ORYOMAI:
The other post?

TOM:
The other post?

DARRIN (to Tom):
You sent another post.

TOM:
I didn't!
Yes I did.

ORYOMAI:
So it's your - !

TOM:
No it isn't
Cause I agreed with him!

ORYOMAI:
So it's his - !

DARRIN:
No it isn't!

TOM:
Then whose is it?

ORYOMAI:
Wait a minute!
I send that post
To respond to yours
So the one who knows what happened
To the thread is you!

DARRIN:
You mean that old post - 
That I send - ?  Oh dear - 
But I never knew
And so I sent - 
Well, don't look here!

TOM:
So it's your fault!

DARRIN:
But - 

ORYOMAI:
See it's his fault!

DARRIN:
But - 

ORYOMAI:
And it isn't mine at all!

TOM:
But what?

DARRIN:
Well if she hadn't sent 
A post again - 

ORYOMAI:
They were needy!

DARRIN:
They were greedy!
Did the Slyths need you then?

ORYOMAI:
But I did it for Severus - !

TOM (sarcastically):
So it's *his* fault then?

ORYOMAI:
And what about Darrin's post
In the third place?

DARRIN:
She went and dared me to!

ORYOMAI:
I dared you to?

DARRIN:
You challenged me!
She didn't think I could do - 

ORYOMAI:
Me?

DARRIN:
It.
She dared me!

ORYOMAI:
No I didn't!

DARRIN, TOM:
So it's your fault!

ORYOMAI:
Wait a minute - !

TOM:
If you hadn't challenged him!

ORYOMAI (to DARRIN):
And you'd left the thread alone
We wouldn't be in trouble 
In the first place!

DARRIN (to TOM):
Well if you hadn't replied to her post 
In the first place - !

DARRIN:
Well, if she hadn't started it in the first place - !

ORYOMAI:
It was your fault!

ORYOMAI:
Yes if you hadn't started it in the first place!

TOM ( to Oryomai):
No it's who who started it in the first place - !

DARRIN:
You started the thread in the first place - !

TOM:
It's your fault!

ORYOMAI (to DARRIN) and DARRIN (to ORYOMAI):
You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's *your* fault!

END SONG!

Whoo....that was mt first full song!  It's not really HP related, it's more 
HP4GU....

(Darrin and Tom - I hope you guys don't mind I used you in a song, if I 
offended you guys, I'm really sorry!  I've had lots of fun with this thread!)

~*~*~Oryomai~*~*~



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