Feed the Twins (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 57635

Feed the Twins

To the tune of Feed the Birds, from Mary Poppins

Dedicated to Maria

THE SCENE: Hogwarts Kitchen. A CHORUS OF HOUSE-ELVES sing of two 
frequent visitors.

CHORUS
Early one year to the Hogwarts ovens
The clever young Weasley twins hacked
In their own docile way to the house-elves they wend,
"Come, fill our tummies with snacks.

Come feed the Weasley twins, don't let them starve
And you'll be glad if you do.
Us young ones are famished,
Our cupboards are stark;
All it takes is cream cakes from you."

Feed the twins, cream cakes and pies
Cream cakes, cream cakes, cream cakes and pies.
"Feed the twins," that's what elves say
Low overhead lets us serve buffets

All around Hogwarts Castle young George and young Frederick 
Sneak `round as they prowl for grub 
And now that they've found us, we see they are smiling
As they chew the cud at elf pubs

Hark, their words are plaintive indeed,
Listen, listen, give in to their greed:
"Feed the twins, cream cakes and pies
Cream cakes, cream cakes, cream cakes and pies."

   -	CMC

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