(FILK) Slytherin Evil

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 58255

Slytherin Evil


(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Iowa Stubborn_ from the musical _The 
Music Man_)

I tried looking for a Midi/Real Audio clip, but couldn't find one...sorry.

Dedicated to Hobbit Dude :)



The Slytherin Student Body, past and present, sings:

Oh.....
There's nothing quite like
The well known Slytherin brand of ethics
And those ethics
They are not so ethical
There's a Slytherin kind of special
Ends-justify-means attitude
Though some may call it
Diabolical

We have been known
To dress up exactly like a Dementor
So we all could give that Potter brat the shakes
And then they call us evil
Just because during Quidditch
We are cheating to win
'Cause the House Cup is at stake

But what the heck, we're friendly
Join us at our table
Unless, of course, you're
A Muggle or a filthy Mudblood
You really ought to give Slytherin a break

Lucius (in a threatening tone of voice):
You just better be Pureblood

(Enter a pair of students from Gryffindor House, walking by)

Student #1 (spoken):
Good morning Professor Snape

Student #2:
Good morning Professor Snape

Snape:
What's so good about it?  Ten points each from Gryffindor for your cheek!

(At the other end of the table, Draco is relating his recent experience in 
Care Of Magical Creatures class)

Draco (speaking to Pansy):
And there I was...mauled by that monstrous Hippogriff!  And my arm still 
hasn't healed.  It's all the fault of that idiot Hagrid.

Crabbe (or Goyle, it doesn't make much of difference):
Duh, but Draco, you weren't listening to his instructions.

Draco (snapping):
Moron!  What difference does that make?

Slytherins (singing again):

Our House is known
For producing more dark wizards than the others
And you should hear the snide comments that we make
And then they all call us evil
Just because we're ambitious
When the Dark Lord returns
You know whose side we will take

We're like our House founder
The best of the Hogwarts Four
Who left behind that monster snake

Snape:
But what the heck, we're friendly
Join us at our table

Pansy:
But not if you're Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Gryffindor

Slytherins:
You really ought to give Slytherin
Salazar Slytherin
Riddle, Lucius, Severus
Draco, Crabbe and Goyle
Millicent, Pansy, Marcus

Ought to give Slytherin a break!


-Gail B...calling it a night

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