Filk: Voldemort's Isle

[werebearloony]

No: HPFGUIDX 58332

This is my first Filk here and it had to be this song, my favorite 
for filks.  It goes to the tune of The Gilligan's Island Theme.
Find at: http://home.mn.rr.com/classictv/Gilligan'sThemeSong.html

Voldemort's Isle

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of You-know-who
That started many years ago
Here at Hogwarts School

This child was Tom Riddle's son
His mother slytherin
He was put in his mother's house
As Hogwarts he did begin, As Hogwarts he did begin

He disappeared and got dark arts
And became Voldemort
He did whatever he had to do
To keep his life from being lost, to keep his life from being lost

He gathered followers who were known as the evil Death eaters 
Like Lucius, and Wormy too
Barty Crouch Jr. and McNair
Avery and Nott
They like to do evil things
With Lord Voldemort

30 min. later after some fun with the death eaters and voldie doing 
what they do (trying to kill Harry) and at the end of which Harry is 
still alive


So this is the tale of our death eaters
They're really, really bad
They'll try to do what voldie says
Even if it make us sad

Harry they will try to kill
But you know they can't
They don't even have the skill
A child to enchant

With wands, and curses, that are wrong
They cannot kill that kid
That's why Harry is still alive
It's not anything Harry did

So join us here each week my friend, 
You'll laugh until you snort
At all the stupid death eaters 
With Lord Voldemort