I Float On (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 58411

PEEVES the Poltergiest, in his first HPF solo:

I Float On

To the tune of I Move On, from Chicago (the film version)

Dedicated to Maria

THE SCENE: The Great Hall of Hogwarts, 3 a.m.  – Enter the notorious 
poltergeist, PEEVES

PEEVES
When banned from feasts at Hogwarts School, I won't remain withdrawn, 
I just float on.
When I receive a lecture from the Slytherin Baron, I just float on,
I float on.
 
You'll hear a pop, and in I'll drop with balloons filled to burst
I'm such a thug when I pull rugs, you'll know that you have been 
coerced 

Once Filch has heard all my curse words, I love to egg him on, I just 
float on,
I float on. 

So though the gum may make me glum when it goes up my nose.
I won't get honked, I'll grab a conk, dressed in my most outlandish 
clothes

So if its Black or Heir attack, my lungs possess much brawn, I just 
float on,
I float on. 

So rude and wrong, just like my songs, I just float on,
I float on. 

    -	CMC

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