I Float On (filk)
Caius Marcius
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Thu May 22 01:17:45 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 58411
PEEVES the Poltergiest, in his first HPF solo:
I Float On
To the tune of I Move On, from Chicago (the film version)
Dedicated to Maria
THE SCENE: The Great Hall of Hogwarts, 3 a.m. Enter the notorious
poltergeist, PEEVES
PEEVES
When banned from feasts at Hogwarts School, I won't remain withdrawn,
I just float on.
When I receive a lecture from the Slytherin Baron, I just float on,
I float on.
You'll hear a pop, and in I'll drop with balloons filled to burst
I'm such a thug when I pull rugs, you'll know that you have been
coerced
Once Filch has heard all my curse words, I love to egg him on, I just
float on,
I float on.
So though the gum may make me glum when it goes up my nose.
I won't get honked, I'll grab a conk, dressed in my most outlandish
clothes
So if its Black or Heir attack, my lungs possess much brawn, I just
float on,
I float on.
So rude and wrong, just like my songs, I just float on,
I float on.
- CMC
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