[HPforGrownups] How are we going to Kill Voldemort?

[confusinglyso]

No: HPFGUIDX 84349

> From:   nymphadoraotonks at a... 
> Date:  Thu Nov 6, 2003  4:41 am
> Subject:  Re: [HPforGrownups] How are we going to Kill Voldemort?

now Phil (confusinglyso) with a large pinch of salt.

Dumbledore has said to Lord Thingy that there are worse things than
death. Lord Voldemort's payback will involve MUGGLES, the ultimate
disgrace from his point of view.

When finally captured, LV will be strapped into the chair where the
WW1 trials were held (GoF, Dumbledore's pensieve). Having obviously 
been found guilty, the sentence is then carried out. Here we at last 
find muggles and wizards united.

Hermione's mother and father, both DENTISTS, say aaarhh, approach 
Voldemort menacingly (is that JKR-ishly) with oversize drills in 
their hands. Moreover the drill bits are rejects from Vernon Dursley's
factory. 

Voldemort screams in terror at such fiendishness and is reduced to 
utter madness. He then is taken away to share a padded cell with 
Gilderoy Lockhart for the rest of his, now natural, life.

Finally, WW2 over and death eaters rounded up, Harry and Ginny get 
married and leave wedding party in Arthur Weasley's car.

JKR has said last word is S C A R

;)
Phil(istine)