FILK: Down the Un-Rabbit Hole with Malice

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 84377

Down the Un-Rabbit Hole with Malice
(to the tune of White Rabbit, of course)

The scene:

The Great Concert Happening on the Grass at Hogsmeadstock

Jefferson Broomstick is on stage. Grace Switch takes the mic .....


One vial takes you forward
And one vial takes you back
Two others are the answer
If nettlewine's your lack
Go ask Hermione
When the deck is stacked.

And if you go chasing Dark Lords
Who might be coming back
Tell 'em a poisonous potion master
Is Voldemort's pet hack
Call Hermione
She's got the puzzle crack'd

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and pound you blow by blow
And you've just left Ron unconscious
And you've nowhere else to go
Go ask Hermione
I think she'll know

When logic and a potion
Have served you in good stead
And poor Quirrell is walking backward
and the Dark Lord's on his head
Remember what Albus said
Erised! Keep your head!



Constance Vigilance, who was amazed at how little was necessary to
alter from the original words for this filk!

(Reposted because I forgot to provide the name of the tune for the X-
gen-ers who never knew the 60's. And for the others of us who lived 
through them but are foggy on the details.)