Harry's Popularity

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> > Laura:
(Kneasy, is LV guilty of stereotyping Harry? <veg>)
> >
> 
> Kneasy:
> Oh yes. Voldemort stereotypes everybody - including himself.
> I mean, a totally black outfit; white face and red eyes? And a pet 
snake?
> Where's his style? 
> Any self respecting villain should at least invest  in a good 
tailor, for heavens sake. He should smarten himself up a bit, a 
nicely draped gown, mohair would be good, with a hint of cabbalistic 
signs woven into the lapels. Patent leather shoes, of course, with 
the cuban heels and silver buckles. If you want to rule the world, 
it helps to make a favourable first impression.


Laura:

Mohair robes with patent leather shoes?  Good heavens, man, what are 
you thinking?  Would you wear a mohair dinner jacket?  if so, I 
don't want to hear about it. *shudders*  

Yeah, LV could probably use a fashion consult.  But then, this is a 
guy (sort of) who grew up in an orphanage and a school for wizards 
and witches-I suspect his exposure to haute couture was limited.  

And one more thing-if he'd stay away from kabbala I'd really 
appreciate it.  Madonna has done enough damage already. 

My 15 year old daughter heartily suggests that LV consider adopting 
the attire of Dr Frank Furter from "Rocky Horror".  She feels that 
the sight of LV in a corset and heels would paralyze Harry with 
fright.  She could have a point.