FILK: Love My Friends (Silly Songs With Harry)

[ereturtle18]

No: HPFGUIDX 85141

I haven't been on here much lately, but I've memorized most of the
Veggie Tales filks, and now I've decided to try and write one myself.
Hope it's good.


Love My Friends
to "Love My Lips" from Veggie Tales

NARRATOR: 
One day, while talking with Albus Dumbledore, Harry confronts one of
his deepest fears.

HARRY: 
If Voldemort ever killed my friends
That would be the day that my world ends.
I'd be so sad. I might go mad.

ALBUS:
You'd be so sad, you might go mad?

HARRY:
I'd be so sad.

If I lost Ron or Hermione
How I'd go on I just can't see
I would despair, if they weren't there.

ALBUS:
You would despair if they weren't there?

HARRY:
I would despair.

If my friends ever left my side,
I'd be alone; I'd surely die.
Oh, I'd give in, and Voldy'd win.

ALBUS:
You'd give in and Voldy'd win?

HARRY:
Oh, I'd give in.

ALBUS:
So what you're saying is, if your friends left you


HARRY:
I'd be so sad, I might go mad! I would despair if they weren't there,
and I'd give in and Voldy'd win! Oh, I'd give in.

ALBUS:
This may be more serious than I thought. [Waves wand, conjuring and
oddly shaped puff of smoke, the Wizard World version of an inkblot.]
Harry, what do you see here?

HARRY:
Um, that looks like a curse.

ALBUS:
And here?

HARRY:
It's a curse!

ALBUS:
And here?

HARRY:
It's a curse.
It's a curse.
It's a curse, curse, curse!
It's a curse.
It's a curse.
It's a curse, curse, curse!
It's a curse.
It's a curse.
It's a curse, curse, curse!
Cuuuuurse, curse, curse, curse!

ALBUS:
Harry, tell me about your childhood.

HARRY:
When I was just one year old
Ol' Voldy left me in the cold.
He killed my folks, like other blokes.

ALBUS:
He killed your folks, like other blokes?

HARRY:
He killed my folks.

I grew up with the Durse-el-lys.
I'd rather have been in a nursery!
They treated me bad, but they were all I had.

ALBUS: 
They treated you bad; they were all you had?

HARRY:
They treated me bad.

On the day I got my letter,
I thought my life just might get better.
But my troubles grew, 'cause Voldy tried to take the Sorcerer's Stone
and I had to stop him and then he tried to kill people with a basilisk
and he almost got Ginny and then he got his body back and he killed
Cedric and his disciple killed Sirius and I wanted to use an
Unforgivable Curse on her, so I did: Crucio! 

ALBUS:
Your troubles grew
Crucio – Harry, why did you use that?

HARRY:
I dunno.

ALBUS:
So what you're saying is when you were young


HARRY:
He killed my folks like other blokes! They treated me bad, but they're
all I had. My troubles grew
Crucio!

ALBUS:
I'm ashamed.

HARRY:
Sorry, sir.

ALBUS:
No more Unforgivables.

HARRY:
Okay.

NARRATOR:
That's it for Silly Songs with Harry. Tune in next time to hear Harry say


HARRY:
Did I ever tell you how I feel about Malfoy?

ALBUS:
Oh, look, it's Moody!

~a FILK by ereturtle18~