FILK: That's An Auror

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No: HPFGUIDX 85436

That's An Auror
A Filk by Pippin 
To the tune of "That's Amore"
Hear the original at http://wilstar.com/midi/thatsamore.htm

Dedicated to Hagridd (who had the idea) and Constance 
Vigilance


When Mad Moody walks by with his swivelling eye
That's an Auror
When he clumps down the street with his mismatching feet
That's an Auror
Curses ring, making hexes sting, jinxes will take wing
And he'll growl Gotcha, Bella!
Legs will kick with a magic trick when he wields his stick
with a tarantellegra

When a klutz in the hall starts to trip and then fall
That's an Auror
She can alter her hair but she's no Fred Astaire
I'm afraid
When she falls on her butt and she says call me not 
Nymphadora
Excuse me but you see, in the DMLE
That's an Auror

When a soft-spoken guy does a charm on the sly
That's an Auror
Marietta won't speak, Harry's secrets won't leak,
I'm in awe
When they chase after Black...but they're on the wrong track
That's for sure-or
He's our man, that Kingsley, in the  DMLE
That's an Auror (That's an Auror)
That's an Auror!!!