Filks from the Young Wizard's Songbook, part 6

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 85460

A couple more from deep in Moody's trunk:

Pat-a-cake

PAT-A-CAKE, pat-a-cake Shunpike Stan.
Careening on the Knight Bus, as only it can;
Poor old Madam Marsh is looking rather grey,
And farmhouses and dustbins better get out of the way.


Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?

O DEAR what can the matter be?
Gilderoy Lockhart is mad as a hatter! He's
Locked up, but subject to flattery,
Still autographing with flair.
His book is the last word on dealing with house pests.
As Lord of St. Mungo's, he welcomes his few guests.
He reads through his fanmail and never gets depressed -
A perfect white smile and great hair.
He once wrote a book called "A Year With the Yeti".
But after "Obliviate" he will forget, he
Was a wizard celebrity, Witch's Gazetty. 
He's now in St. Mungo's Day Care.


~ Constance Vigilance, who is so happy to see Pippin filking again!