[HPforGrownups] Quidditch commentator

[IggyMcSnurd]

No: HPFGUIDX 85552

>
>Who do you think will get Lee Jordan's job now that he's left 
>Hogwarts? The Quidditch games won't be the same without a witty 
>commentator... Any (obvious) candidates?
>
>I've thought of a couple: What about Ernie McMillan? Or is he too 
>pompous and serious to be fun to listen to? At least he loves to hear 
>his own voice... :-)
>
>Maybe a better suggestion would be one of the Creevey brothers! No 
>one can muster their never-ending enthusiasm and excitement...

Iggy here:

I think one of the Creevey brothers would be good.

My personal favorite would be Luna Lovegood.  (Can't you just see it
now?)


"And Potter goes into a dive after the snitch, just like a Bat-Winged
Hamburger Snatcher.  You know, they really exist, and can steal a burger
off a plate in the blink of an eye, which is good for the burger
industry since they have started to breed them to boost their sales.
They're distantly related to the Crumple-Horned Snorkack, but only in
some ways.  They are much more closely related to the Flying
Fumberwuzzles that lurk in the caves of Outer Mongolia. Ummm, oh, yeah,
and Harry just got the snitch and won the game for Gryffindor."


*grin*

Iggy McSnurd

(BTW: The Bat Winged Hamburger Snatcher mention was a tip of the hat to
a little known cartoonist in San Francisco from the late 60s and early
70's, Mr. Dan O'Neil.)