(FILK) Yule Ball They'll Brawl *and* A New Album!

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 85790

 
Happy to be able to filk the Beatles again...


Yule Ball They'll Brawl 

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of "Hello, Goodbye" by the Beatles)

Midi is here: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle14.html 


Dedicated to Lilac, humungous R/H SHIP-freak that she is.

Warning:  It gets a bit Shippy at the end here.


Harry (R/H Shippers):

Ron asked, "Who will you go
With tonight?" Hermione said, "No."
Uh-oh
Although he tries, she won't let him know
He wants to know
On Christmas night there'll be a fight once Ronald knows
He wants to know
On Christmas night there'll be a fight once Ronald knows

Ron said, "Krum?"  She said, "So?"
"It's not right," Ron said, "He is the foe!"
Low-blow
Ron was uptight once he came to know
(Yule Ball they'll brawl, Yule Ball they'll brawl) Ron went psycho
(They'll brawl) On Christmas night there was a fight, Ron went psycho
(Yule Ball they'll brawl, Yule Ball they'll brawl) 'Cause of her beau
(They'll brawl) On Christmas night there was a fight 'cause of her beau

I - I - I - I - I - I hate it when they fight, they fight
Oh no!

Like dynamite Ron started to blow
Hurt his ego
On Christmas night there was a fight 'tween the duo
Wished I could go
When on that night they had their fight, wished I could go

She was mad (Was too bad)  And although  (But  I.M.H.O.)
They both yelled (Something else) It didn't come to blows (Was going on below)
Whoa-oh

Now with hindsight, I think that I know
I think I know
The reason why Ron picked that fight and caused such woe
I think I know
By morning's light things were all right, but I'm not slow
I think I know
To my delight they were polite, they let it go
I think I know
When Christmas night they had their fight the seeds were sown

(We know-oh-oh!)

(Ron and Hermione-ah!  CHA CHA  Ron and Hermione-ah  Hey-la!  Ron and Hermione...)


-Gail B.

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Red Letter Day!!!!

In my continuing endeavor to see every single Beatles song filked with a Harry Potter theme I need all the help I can get.  I don't even pretend that I can do it all by myself.   Been filking the Beatles for a while now and to tell you the truth, it's come to the point where I can't think of any good ideas for the remaining songs on my list.  Therefore I've decided to take a break and work on other projects with the thought that I could return to my list another day.

However, not too long ago, CMC forwarded me a whole mess of filks written by one Lauren who had heard that we were trying to filk all the Beatles albums.  Being a huge Potter-freak and Beatlemaniac herself, she practically completed the entire album "Magical Mystery Tour"!  An amazing achievement, I must say.  The only song she hadn't finished was "Hello, Goodbye".  And so, having filked that song myself (above), I am proud to announce the completion of our third Beatles album!   

I would like to add that this album contains the very first Beatles filk I ever did (it was the second filk I'd ever written) which is "Privet Drive" to the tune of "Penny Lane" (ah, I remember it like it was yesterday).

And now, without further ado, I am *very* pleased to present:

*The Department Of Mysteries Floor* 

*Side 1*

(Magical Mystery Tour)
*The Department Of Mysteries Floor   by Lauren (below)
*Magical History Bore   by CMC  http://home.att.net/~coriolan/faculty/ghosts.htm.#Magical_History_Bore

(The Fool On The Hill)
*The Fool In The Hut  by Lauren (below)
*The Bug On The Sill   by Gail B.  http://home.att.net/~coriolan/gofire,htm#The_Bug_On_The_Sill

*Flying (instrumental) This is the song that was playing on the radio while Harry and Ron were flying the Ford Anglia to Hogwarts

(Blue Jay Way) 
* Wisteria Way  by Lauren (below)

(Your Mother Should Know)  
*When Voldemort Ruled  by Lauren (below)

(I Am the Walrus)  
*Flying The Car  by Lauren (below)
*I Am A Werewolf  by Gail B.  http://home.att.net/~coriolan/faculty/lupin.htm#I_Am_A_Werewolf

*Side 2*

*Yule Ball They'll Brawl (Hello Goodbye)  by Gail B.

(Strawberry Fields Forever)  
*We'll Play Quidditch Forever  by Lauren  (below)
*Forbidden Forest Forever  by CMC  http://home.att.net/~coriolan/places/beasts.htm#Forbidden_Forest_Forever

(Penny Lane)  
*The D.A.  by Lauren (below)
*Privet Drive  by Gail B. http://home.att.net/~coriolan/stone.htm#Privet_Drive
*Potter's Fame  by Gryffleraverin  http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/harry.htm#Potter's_Fame

(Baby You're a Rich Man)  
*Harry You're A Wizard  by Lauren (below)
*Harry, Yer A Wizard  by Gail B. http://home.att.net/~coriolan/stone.htm#Harry,_Yer_A_Wizard

(All You Need Is Love) 
*All You Need Is SPEW   by Lauren (below)


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Filks by Lauren, Filk Maven 1st Class:


The Department of Mysteries Floor (Magical Mystery Tour)

Come up, come up to the Department of Mysteries Floor
Go right this way 
 
Come up, come up to the Mysteries Floor
Come up, come up to the Mysteries Floor
Come up, I’ve just sent him a vision
Come up to the Mysteries Floor
Come up, He'll soon go on a mission
Come up to the Mysteries Floor
He'll come to the Mysteries Floor
To take his godfather away…take his godfather away
 
Come up, come up to the Mysteries Floor
Come up, come up to the Mysteries Floor
Come up, I'll get the prophecy I need
Come up to the Mysteries Floor
Come up, I am certain to succeed 
He'll come to the Mysteries Floor
To take his godfather away…take his godfather away
 
The Department of Mysteries
Aaaahhhh
 
The Department of Mysteries Floor
Come up, come up to the Mysteries Floor
Come up, I've just sent him a vision
Come up to the Mysteries Floor
Come up, He'll soon go on a mission
Come up to the Mysteries Floor
 
He'll come to the Mysteries Floor
To take his godfather away…take his godfather away
He'll come to the Mysteries Floor
To take his godfather away…take his godfather away, 
Take him today
 
 
The Fool in the Hut (The Fool on the Hill)
 
Day after day, alone in the hall
A giant with a cardboard box is keeping perfectly still
Nobody wants to know him, 
they can see that he’s half giant
Eventually they expelled him
 
He’s the fool in the hut
Who walks up the school grounds
And he uses his umbrella
To help him get around
 
Well on the way, he walks through the town
When Dumbledore walks up to him and says perfectly loud
“Hagrid, we need you to go and get the Potter boy”
He left and no one noticed
 
The fool in the hut 
Who walks up the school grounds
And he uses his umbrella
To help him get around
 
 
Wisteria Way (Blue Jay Way)
 
There’s a fog out side today
My cousin has lost his way
“I will knock you out” he says
Now I've lost my wand instead
 
Please don't stay long
Please don't you stay very long
Please don't stay long
Or we may have no souls
 
As my hands searched for my wand
I knew my time was almost gone
Dudley lay there on the street
A dementor he'd soon meet
 
Please don't stay long
Please don't you stay very long
Please don't stay long
Or we may have no souls
 
I said Lumos to my wand
Because my soul may soon be gone
Soon will be the break of day
Sitting here in Wisteria Way
 
Please don't stay long
Please don't you stay very long
Please don't stay long
Or we may have no souls
 
Please don't stay long
Please don't you stay very long
Please don't stay long
Or we may have no souls
 
 
 
 
When Voldemort Ruled (You're Mother Should Know)
 
Moody:
Let’s settle down and learn of a spell
That people used to kill, when Voldemort ruled
Death Eaters used it thirteen years ago,
When Voldemort ruled, (Ah, when he ruled)
When Voldemort ruled (Ah ah)
 
Copy this down:
There are three curses, Unforgivable
The worst was used to kill when Voldemort ruled
With this curse many people met their doom,
When Voldemort ruled (Ah, when he ruled)
When Voldemort ruled (Ah ah)
 
Lift up your wands and point them at me
And say the words: ‘Avada Kedavra’
I wouldn't get more than a small nose bleed.
Such power you need. (Ah, power)
For it to succeed. (Ah ah)
Such power you need. (Ah, power)
For it to succeed. (Ah ah)
 
I'll say it again:
There are three curses, Unforgivable
The worst was used to kill when Voldemort ruled
With this curse many people met their doom,
When Voldemort ruled (Ah, when he ruled)
When Voldemort ruled (Ah ah)
When Voldemort ruled (Ah, when he ruled)
When Voldemort ruled (Ah ah)
When Voldemort ruled (Ah, when he ruled)
When Voldemort ruled (Ah ah)
 
Flying the Car (I am the Walrus)
 
Snape:
Look right here, you are here
Driving the car that muggles saw up flying
If you were both in Slytherin house
You'd be expelled…Explain yourselves.
 
Ron:
We were at the platform, walking through the barrier
We couldn't get through, then the train left without us
We didn't have any choice,
We had to take the car.
 
Harry:
We really had to.
 
Snape: 
The Muggles saw you.
 
Dumbledore:
Quiet, Professor. 
It’s not up to you.
 
Snape:
They flew here from London city,
Risking the exposure of our world
Look at them fly that car up in the sky
A damaged tree, too…They're flying
They're fly- they're flying
They're fly- 
 
Ron:
That’s alright, professor
We'll go up and get our things
 
McGonagall:
What do you mean, Weasley? 
I will not expel you
Well at least I won't expel you today, anyhow
 
Harry:
Thank you, professor
 
Snape:
I hate you, Potter
They should expel you
I can't stand you two
 
McGonagall:
Still, I must impress upon you
of the seriousness 
of what you've done, you'll get detention
and a letter to your folks
 
Dumbledore:
You're free to go now
I hope that you know now
Not to take flying cars up to school 
Off to bed, you two
 
Back up in the common room there
is a party that was planned for you (hooch, Heh, hah aha)
See how they laugh
All on your behalf
See how they think you're amazing
 
Fred and George are jealous
Back up in Gryffindor tower
“Why couldn't you let us come 
with you in the flying car?” 
Man, you should have seen their faces
when we said hello.
 
Got away from Fred
Ron was filled with dread
Climbed up the steps and went up to bed
As our story was spread
 
(Random muttering)
 
 
 
The D.A. (Penny Lane)
 
In the D.A., there is a table full of sneakoscopes
And there are many shelves of books lining the walls
In the room Dobby calls ‘Come and Go’
Harry stares at Cho
 
As the twenty-eight begin to fill the D.A. room
Marietta will soon stab them in the back
Yet, disarming skills the students lack
Smith’s wand flies away
Very strange
 
The D.A. is in my ears and in my eyes
Filled with students as I hear them cry… ‘Expelliarmus’
 
By lesson three, Parvati mastered the reductor curse
Bringing some Dark Detectors out of the scene
Zacharias Smith is acting mean
But it goes unseen
 
The D.A. is in my ears and in my eyes
Fighting Umbridge who we all despise…behind her back
 
Harry Potter is proud of his new Defense class 
In O.W.L.s they all are sure to get an ‘A’
And though he wishes that he could stay
They leave anyway
 
They take a galleon that will tell them when the meetings are
The idea taken from the Dark Lord’s men
Hermione used a protean charm on them
To make them the same
Very strange

The D.A. is in my ears and in my eyes
In the room that no one else can find we practice all we can
The D.A. is in my ears and in my eyes
Practicing away from prying eyes
 
The D.A…
 
 
Strawberry Fields Forever
 
 
 
Let me take you down
‘Cause I’m going to the Quidditch field
Where life is surreal
There’s nothing to get hung about
We'll play Quidditch forever
 
Living is easy when you know
how to play Quidditch up with me
Playing is never hard and you know it will always work out
 
Let me take you down
‘Cause I'm going to the Quidditch field
Where life is surreal
There’s nothing to get hung about
We'll play Quidditch forever
No one, I think, would disagree 
Zooming around up high and low
Leaving behind all your troubles, 
It’s suddenly alright and nothing ever will be bad
 
Let me take you down
‘Cause I'm going to the Quidditch field
Where life is surreal
There’s nothing to get hung about
We'll play Quidditch forever
 
Some people hate our sport, but to me
it always feels just like a dream
And I don't know if what I'm doing is right or wrong
It always seems just right to me
 
Let me take you down
‘Cause I'm going to the Quidditch field
Where life is surreal
There’s nothing to get hung about
We'll play Quidditch forever
 
We'll play Quidditch forever
 
We'll play Quidditch forever
 
 
 
 
Harry, You're a Wizard (Baby, You're a Rich Man)
 
Hagrid:
My name is Rubeus, I'm the gamekeeper at Hogwarts
I've come to tell you what you are
You're a wizard, Harry 
 
Harry:
None of that can be true at all
You can't really mean me
 
Hagrid:
Have you ever made anything happen
when you were sad?
 
Vernon:
He'll never be going there.
 
Harry:
How could you two have known?
 
Vernon:
We won't pay to send him there.
My final answer’s ‘no’!
 
Hagrid:
Harry, you're a wizard
Harry, you're a wizard
Harry, you're a wizard, too.
Just like you're parent’s were before they died.
I thought you knew.
They're so untrue.
Harry, you're a wizard
Harry, you're a wizard
Harry, you're a wizard, too.
 
Now that you know that you're one of the magical people,
You can come leave with me.
I will take you away.
You'll go to Diagon Alley.
 
Harry:
I don't know what to say.
 
I'll soon be a wizard
I'll soon be a wizard
I'll soon be a wizard, too.
I won't have to stay here for one more day
Now I'll have friends.
A magic wand, too.
 
Hagrid:
(Harry) Harry, you're a wizard
Harry, you're a wizard
Harry, you're a wizard, too.
 
Harry:
I'll soon be a wizard
I'll soon be a wizard
I'll soon be a wizard, too.
 
 
 
All You Need is Spew


Spew, spew, spew
Spew, spew, spew
Spew, spew, spew
 
Spew, spew, spew
There’s no elf you can free that can't be freed
You always have to help an elf in need
And for their justice we will fight in their name
It’s easy.
 
Spew, spew, spew
We need to make the people understand
And for their rights we will demand
Elves will be free everywhere we can expand
It’s easy.
 
All you need is Spew
All you need is Spew
All you need is Spew, Spew
Spew is all you need
 
All you need is Spew
All you need is Spew
All you need is Spew, Spew
Spew is all you need
 
Spew, spew, spew
No house-elf can be freed without you
That’s why everyone should join Spew
Think of all the things that we can do by ourselves
It’s easy.
 
All you need is Spew
All you need is Spew
All you need is Spew, Spew
Spew is all you need
 
All you need is Spew
(Altogether now) All you need is Spew
(Everybody now) All you need is Spew
All you need is Spew, Spew
Spew is all you need 
 
Spew is all you need (Spew is all you need) 
Spew is all you need (Spew is all you need) 
Spew is all you need (Spew is all you need) 


Gail Bohacek
houseofbohacek at earthlink.net
Why Wait? Move to EarthLink.

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