Wizard Prison Land (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 86137

Wizard Prison Land (OOP, Chap. 25)

To the tune of Winter Wonderland

Dedicated to Iggy McSnurd

THE SCENE: Undisclosed. With delirious joy, VOLDEMORT greets the 
release of ten key Death Eaters from Azkaban

VOLDEMORT:
Slayers freed from their jailers
Homeland secur'ty failures 
Convicted ex-cons
Just won back their wands
Waltzing out of wizard prison land.

THE AZKABAN 10:
Cry, "Hooray!" for the Dark Lord,
Who serves as our parole board
Dementors fake out
So we can break out
Waltzing out of wizard prison land.

VOLDEMORT
In the meantime, I have my supporters
All of whom will serve me eagerly
With a little spying 
And some torture
I'll finally procure
The prophecy
 
VOLDEMORT & THE AZKABAN 10:
And of course we'll conspire
Cause we're such fiendish liars
To Potter lay low
And crush his halo
Waltzing out of wizard prison land.

FUDGE
Voldy and his ilk, they ev'ry law shun
Death Eaters are rallying to Black
In my statement I am urging caution
Do not have a cow or a heart attack

HARRY & HERMIONE
So we learn from the papers
Of the DE escapers
Oh how Voldy laughed to see all his staff
Waltzing out of wizard prison land.

ALL
Waltzing out of wizard prison land,
Waltzing out of wizard prison land.

   -	CMC

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