FILK: Umbridgeana

[werebearloony]

No: HPFGUIDX 82058

I was listening to the CD of OoP over the past few weeks and I found 
this quote which made me stop the CD and start singing as loud as I 
could, making up the words as I went.

`Professor Umbridge was sitting there, a clipboard on her knee
' 
(OoP US edition p. 661)

Umbridgeana 

To the tune of Oh! Susanna American folk tune by Stephen Foster. 

See the midi at 
http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Cottage/3192/Suzanna.html

Oh I'm going to Trelawney
 With my clipboard on my knee
And I'm going to inspect her
Just for the ministry
Oh! Trelawney!
You'd better scry for me
Cause I'm coming to your tower
With my clipboard on my knee

Oh I'm going to see Hagrid 
With my clipboard on my knee
I would like to sack him
Then I'd be half-blood free
Oh! I hate them
Those folks who aren't like me
So I'll unfairly inspect him
With my clipboard on my knee

I'm going to McGonagall's office 
With my clipboard on my knee
I'm going to Minerva's 
That Potter boy to see
Oh dear filchy
Oh don't you cry for me
Cause I'm going to McGonagall's
With my clipboard on my knee

Oh I'm not going to Binnsey
With my clipboard on my knee
Why I don't go to inspect him is quite the Mystery
Oh dear Binnsey
You are quite safe from me
Cause I'm not gonna inspect you
With my clipboard on my knee