Go to Him, Bow to Him (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 82423

Here's another installment in my ongoing "Azkaboon" musical, based on 
Lerner and Loewe's Brigadoon

Go To Him, Bow to Him (PoA, Chap. 6)

To the tune of Come To Me, Bend To Me from Brigadoon

Dedicated to Constance Vigilance

THE SCENE: Care of Magical Creatures class. HAGRID gives a lesson on 
hippogriffs for his CoMC debut, a lesson few will soon forget. 

HAGRID:
I'm now the teacher of magic creatures, let's dispense with the 
polemics
A hippogriff who will never stiff you if you regard proxemics
Go to him, bow to him, show him respect
Bucky, to Buckbeak, now make eye contact

He bows to you, bends to you, now make his day!
Tighten your grip an' let him fly away.

(Emboldened by Harry's seemingly effortless success, DRACO approaches 
Buckbeak with little sign of deference)

DRACO
Come, griffin, near me ye do not scare me, you do not threaten my 
safety
You're such a meek thing, a frail weakling, that I cannot wait to 
chafe ye.

Oh, mock at you, jeer at you, kiss you-know-what!

(Buckbeak/Malfoy. Malfoy screams in agony)

HAGRID & THE TRIO
Talons, his talons slash angry and hot,
Jus' go to him, rescue him, off to Pomfrey!
But will Buckbeak after this day run free?

   -	CMC

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