Glide an’ Get ‘Em! (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 82629

The sixth filk from the "Azkaboon" musical-in-progress

Glide an' Get `Em! (PoA, Chap 20-21)

To the tune of The Chase, from Lerner & Loewe's Brigadoon

Hear a MIDI at:

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Dedicated to Pippin

THE SCENE: The grounds of Hogwarts. Sirius, Hermione and HARRY are 
surrounded by a swarm of angry Dementors. Sirius & Hermione lose 
consciousness, leaving HARRY to face them alone. 

CHORUS OF DEMENTORS 
Harry Potter! Harry Potter!
Glide an' get `em! Get 'em!
Glide an' get em! Get 'em!
Glide, dementors, they will not dismay again our fury!
Glide an' get `em! Get 'em!
Glide an' get `em! Get 'em!
Glide, ye putrid ghouls, we have three souls to snatch away!

HARRY (to himself):
Expecto Patronum, concentrate with all your might upon it,
laddie.
Happy thoughts, we'll show them, live with Black if I can center on 
it,laddie!

(The CHIEF DEMENTOR brushes away HARRY'S ineffective Patronus, and 
begins reaching for him)

CHIEF DEMENTOR
Your patron is too weak, these dead hands, my impure rot, you cannae 
fight it.
Hear your ma's dying shrieks!
Give up, lad, for your soul is ever ever mine!

(The CHIEF DEMENTOR unveils itself, revealing its terrifying visage. 
It raises HARRY aloft, preparing to deliver the dreaded Kiss.)

CHORUS OF DEMENTORS:
Raise an' kiss `im! Kiss 'im!
Raise an' kiss `im! Kiss 'im!
Raise an' kiss that guy and satisfy our raving hunger!
Raise an' kiss `im! Kiss 'im!
Raise an' kiss `im! Kiss 'im!
Kiss, ye Island fiend, and suck his supreme soul away!

(HARRY faints. The Head Dementor is on the verge of administering the 
Kiss when it is driven back by an outburst of intense silvery light. 
It drops HARRY, and, with the other dementors, withdraws. The 
blinding light fills the entire screen, then very slowly fades to 
MADAM POMFREY'S infirmary. We discover HARRY & HERMIONE in adjoining 
hospital beds, gradually returning to full consciousness. DUMBLEDORE 
& POMPFREY are beside the bed, SNAPE & FUDGE are preparing to exit)

FUDGE (to SNAPE, as discernable figures returns to the screen):
Yours is an action deserving the Merlin First-Class
Black and dementors attacked, but you saved those kids' ass.  

SNAPE:
Confundus Charms against Harry made his young mind bent
He'd been deceived to think that Black was quite innocent

(Exit SNAPE & FUDGE)

POMFREY:
Rest, children, chomp chocolate, its proverbial high may you relish 
all it
Black now soon must submit to the kiss that dementors shall hellishly 
spit.

(HARRY & HERMIONE jump from their respective beds to protest to 
DUMBLEDORE)

DUMBLEDORE 
Though it may be very true that Black is innocent
To force others to see truth cannot be my intent
..
(to HERMIONE) But he may live tomorrow
If you have the time.
Take that which you have borrowed
Go back when it's Nine!

HERMIONE & DUMBLEDORE
Turn the Turner!
Turn the Turner!
Turn the Turner, and we yet may save two guiltless parties
Turn the Turner!
Turn the Turner!
Come, leave Dumble now/ Go with Hermy now, we/you yet shall save the 
day!

(HERMIONE throws the Time-Turner around HARRY'S confused neck – the 
two vanish.)

    -	CMC 
	
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