No Sex, Please, We're British (was ethics in the WW )

junediamanti june.diamanti at blueyonder.co.uk
Tue Oct 21 19:50:50 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 83272

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "arrowsmithbt" 
<arrowsmithbt at b...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "junediamanti" 
<june.diamanti at b...> wrote:
> > June:
> > Other races have sex - the English have hot water bottles 
(from "How 
> > to be an Alien" by George ??? anyone remember the name?
> >
> 
> It was Georges Mikes (pronounced Mee-kesh) Hungarian by birth. 
> 
> I think Hogwarts is a one off.
> 
> Can you think of any other boarding school in the UK that admits 
both 
> sexes from age eleven? I can't. I can remember the fuss a few 
years back
> when Eton admitted girls to the sixth form, but no other co-
educational
> boarding schools.

June:
Bedales, dear boy...

> 
> Like you, I went to a Grammar School. A hot bed (!) of sexual 
fantasies.
> We did have some sex education (one 45 minute lecture) but that 
was in 
> the 50s. The only things we learned was the correct terminology 
for the
> slang we had been using for the previous couple of years.
> 
> If Hogwarts were filled with examples of the average Brit 
teenager, you'd
> need cattle-prods to keep 'em apart.
> 
> Is there something JKR is not telling us? Bromide in the Pumpkin 
juice?
> 
> Kneasy

Yes, the local comprehensive sink is a horror show of sexuality.  I 
would have thought that the fact that the little horrors (meaning 
Hogwarts pupils in particular, and teenagers in general) were under 
the same roof would be a licence to .... pick your term.  

Perhaps there's an anti sex mechanism like the anti apparition thing?

Otherwise the Room of Requirement will be .... required all the 
time...

Sniggers in typical British way.

June







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