Bat Bogey Hex

[Arya]

No: HPFGUIDX 83506

Ok, I obviously should be working harder if my mind is pondering 
this...but still...

What exactly do you all think this hex is?

Does it make one's bogeys (boogers in the Us, I assume)fly out of 
one's nostrils and then fly around like a bat and attack that 
person?  Because quite honestly, this is how I envisioned it.  Am I 
just really odd or did anyone else see it like this?  Is there 
another (ok, I am just inviting a bunch of disgusting, albeit fun, 
suppositions here) way to imagine this hex working?

Arya
Who also showed sign of obssessive HP behavior when last night 
drinking a beer, looked at the can and thought, "It's kind of cold, I 
wish this was a warm butterbeer." and then proceeded to put the beer 
in a glass with a pat of butter and into the microwave.  I took it 
out and nearly wretched at the awful smell of newly activated yeast.  
But, being the ever-adventurous science geek that I am and die-hard 
HP fan (and all around moron at times), I plugged my nose and took a 
drink.  And then spit it out.  Several times.  I continued to rinse 
mouth with mouthwash for over two hours later.  *Strongly* do not 
recommend.  'Nuff said.    Anyone got a recipe for Pumpkin juice?